Darth Crooks

Him throwing his black armband to the ground when we beat West Brom 3-1 was one of my favorite moments. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4vgcdksvx0

http://tyneandwear.sky.com/newcastleunited/video/85285/this-city-hurts-itself-candid-pardew-talks-fans-ashley-and-kinnear Fantastic party line quote at the bottom. Yes Alan, exactly what we want. Immediately. He can kiss my party line.

We'd be lucky if Um Bongo gave us a second thought.

Nice to know the team have been welkemen.

They can rename Shola.

Got my arse handed to me by Marc Albrighton when he played for my brother's team in Tamworth during a kickabout.

http://i.imgur.com/fDv2Q0M.png

Paul O' Grady?

Extended cancer metaphors? Just another monday morning in the Pardew thread!

Trying to try ffs

Thanks Dan. Your ability to unimpose yourself on a game was second to none. Truly unforgettable talent. Godspeed.

Already 5: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,93980.msg4394650.html#msg4394650 Due a dud. Don't believe in such witchcraft. Penn chanelling Pardew http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-zVtqYkLlWz0/TZSH4E9oJfI/AAAAAAAADbQ/B2D7-arwcAo/s1600/Saruman_The_Lord_of_the_Rings.jpg

The single most mental thing I've heard if he's not starting if fit.

http://s8.postimg.org/6ojpzvz05/parderp.png

http://static1.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Thanks+captain+hindsight+i+do+agree+with+you...+not+being+_c6014820bc1fcebc316c87827dc1bc1f.jpg Feel like this guy right now...a lot of us saw this coming. Whilst I'll not embrace Kinnear coming in any way; it'll be one step closer to seeing him and the dark lord of the shit on their merry way. We have to be nearing the apex of their tyranny by now.

The quicker they are in and then out the better. It's all inevitable so why prolong the agony?

He gets spun like a top from any passage of play below shoulder height. Pure hacker, whacker, blocker and fuck all else. Fine against a team launching balls and that's about it.

He dump.

I follow Leicester Tigers but it comes nowhere near as intensely as the football. Feels just as shit

It'd be f***ing stupid if it was that second one, like. You forgetting who's in charge? http://s17.postimg.org/ppkr667xb/parderp.png

A scathing satire that has gone straight into Ashley's arse pocket. Nice one.

Not anonymous. He's just a bit of a luxury type. Doesn't impose.

Nein nein, Toure won't this time.

Good seats Edit Naw fuck Luca. £50? Get yerself to Leicester; budget nosh capital of the midlands 2004