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Darth Crooks

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  1. http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/2011/12/MikeWilliamson1.jpg IRON MIKE SAYS: WHAT THAT GUY SAID Edit: Gimp mind.
  2. http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/2011/12/MikeWilliamson1.jpg 'Keep it up there gaffer? No problem.'
  3. Indefensible. With a statement like that how can they even dare to talk about fan patience and be positive about an upcoming season? Piss take; unfortunately not the first and won't be the last.
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    Alan Pardew

    http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/1578225/Pardew_Glasses.jpeg http://www.sheffieldtelegraph.co.uk/webimage/1.5990675.1377679386!/image/606753882.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_595/606753882.jpg
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    Alan Pardew

    Brett is proper mental. Sorry mate. The guy has rose tinted cornea.
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    Alan Pardew

    It's more about the owners getting behind the club. Whatever you believe a club to be Ashley is not it. Every fan gets behind the team; it's not for want of that ffs.
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    Alan Pardew

    I want them all gone. I don't care which order because it's already a complete mess. Pardew and JFK are in a dead heat of ineptitude.
  8. Definitely on those pages aren't they? Fucking cunts all of them. It's getting to the stage where I would take league 1 and honest professionals over this shit. Don't want any more liars, charlatans and parasites at this club and if this is the corporate future of premier league then I don't want any part of it.
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    Alan Pardew

    Literally mental. Still hearing the stability line being peddled too despite the holocaust of JFK and everything else that has gone on.
  10. 1 goof result, 1 okay and 3 shite-abominable ones. Can see a few more like today.
  11. Sagbo. And lo, the stone was rolled away and this thread was risen.
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    Alan Pardew

    Trying to get some balance seeing as MOTD is likely to be be utter bilge, cheers. Read back a bit and it doesn't surprise me to hear about the midfield sitting back 2nd half. Such a thick twat. He's been walking on sunshine since Villa, the knob. Sounds like the players were lacklustre too. Is it too much to ask to have a group (including a manager) that exude positivity and look hungry? Any talent would be a bonus.
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    Alan Pardew

    Didn't see any/hear much of the game but how close was it to last week/far from last year/vice-versa was it? Were Hull any good?
  14. IGNORE THE REGIME yeah... let's ignore the perpetual shafting. Sounds like a plan.
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    Lookalikes

    Breaking bad slight spoiler alert.
  16. http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/Z7s-D6U82bI/hqdefault.jpg?feature=og I CAME
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    Alan Pardew

    How has it swung this far ffs. Trophies?
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    Alan Pardew

    http://24.media.tumblr.com/bafbc693f5e66d4adc9cc3b54e730221/tumblr_mr53bud9Am1s0xrqjo1_500.gif
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    Alan Pardew

    or- had a good season, but wasnt backed when we had the extra workload of the europa. Depsite this did well to get to the quater finals, though league form and performances suffered. Board then decided to do something and invested heavily in January. Now those players have had a pre season, and pardew has them on the training pitch midweek instead of travelling- we will do better? He overplayed the effect of the Europa league embarrassingly so. The panic signings are fair comment perhaps but it's far too early. Ive given him some credit for the Villa game fwiw.
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    Alan Pardew

    State of this thread man: http://static2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Made+a+total+of+20+gifs+from+Mass+defect+_dfe15eb1a2785c97e31aeb3800501645.gif He's been shit for ages; did ok on saturday. Hints towards him having the possibility of not being as shit as we thought. That's about all you can say at press.
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    Papiss Cissé

    Be alreet man. We're only just starting to resemble a football team ffs. He'll get a return before mid-season.
  22. Italian fascist Phil Brown mkII tbh.
  23. I'm sure he would have been capable of handing Hansen in his prime his own ringpiece. He's such a prat.
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