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Darth Crooks

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  1. Hope he steps on a plug. Me too and when I say 'plug,' I mean 'Landmine.' And by 'he' I mean 'fat cunt.'
  2. Time to end this.... http://static.fjcdn.com/gifs/This+is+how+Commander+Shepard+really+won.+Mass+Effect+3_b660c0_4050984.gif
  3. I love the lot, ranked in the top 50 mulitplayers me like Great series, will be very very hard for anyone to beat it imo. The new one will be interesting, where it's set, before or after ME3. http://24.media.tumblr.com/31bb19be83889c1b6e035924d3dda628/tumblr_mkc0mcQTWn1s8l1q4o1_500.gif
  4. Not going to argue against improved decision making but equally he makes decisions that wouldn't enter the head of your average player or coach, and I've had my fill of them. It is a tricky balance though; no one likes ball greediness although I wouldn't necessarily describe him as such.
  5. http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/2008952637/shepard_yao_ming_avatarl.jpg
  6. This is a small time mentality imo. A couple years ago Bale was a great player but he needed to adapt his game to become a real world class player. I hope the coaches at the club are pushing him to reach the best of his abilities rather than just being glad he's here. Why settle for Robert when I know HBA could be as good as Pires? Last thing Hatem Ben Arfa needs (if at all) is the likes of Alan Pardew, Carver et al telling him how to nurture his talent. I know thats their job but he's one of the few players who come through with innate skill and confidence. Just enjoy it.
  7. http://media.desura.com/cache/images/groups/1/3/2632/thumb_940x3000/tumblr_l0o2cf2Qbe1qzlz8zo1_500.png
  8. He's easily capable of playing in a team much better than ours. I am very thankful that we have him. He's a cut above what we've got and what our commander in chief seems to value.
  9. http://img.pandawhale.com/75221-Mass-Effect-head-turn-around-g-zX9l.gif SAY WHAT?!!
  10. Would be insanity if he's dropped for Taylor next game. Taylor wants a stint in the reserves for week or 2 after that stunt. Brainless tit. I like him but he's got to cut that shite out.
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    Alan Pardew

    http://i.imgur.com/h0ZP3AV.gif
  12. I want to see him try and beat his man at every opportunity. Players who can do that don't come along very often and he is a pleasure to watch and is the sort of guy who keeps me interested in what is often utterly mundane in football. Just enjoy a good thing while we have him.
  13. Pretty convinced the reported groin strain had a lot to do with this. Here's to Tim's knackered knackers then.
  14. Without too much 'dissection' of Pardew's comments; am a little disappointed that he played down his creativity and labelled some of the stuff he did as poor. What does he want from him?
  15. Dat heat map Wow! That heatmap represents the state of my laptop screen after the Ben Arfa goal as much as anything else.
  16. Nolanesque runs I know what you're saying, just a funny parallel.
  17. He has been a breath of fresh air in our static side each time I've seen him play tbh. Industry, decent place, tidy footwork. Gusta.
  18. Haven't paid attention to what they say before or after a game since they posted a probable lineup with Sol Campell as a wingback.
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    Alan Pardew

    Well done, none of them could play lets wait until there available. :ranierwolfcastlegif:
  20. I pray this doesn't happen. They've more than earned their place. This is imperitive imo. Will comfirm or displel a lot of beliefs surrounding Pardew as a coach.
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    Loïc Remy

    Half our squad could have been charged with rape, battery or assault in that last 15 mins. Leaving Pardew to escape charges of fraud of course.
  22. Shame it takes a primadonna prettyboy to go on strike for him to even consider it.
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