Darth Crooks

I want to see him try and beat his man at every opportunity. Players who can do that don't come along very often and he is a pleasure to watch and is the sort of guy who keeps me interested in what is often utterly mundane in football. Just enjoy a good thing while we have him.

Pretty convinced the reported groin strain had a lot to do with this. Here's to Tim's knackered knackers then.

Without too much 'dissection' of Pardew's comments; am a little disappointed that he played down his creativity and labelled some of the stuff he did as poor. What does he want from him?

Dat heat map Wow! That heatmap represents the state of my laptop screen after the Ben Arfa goal as much as anything else.

http://i.imgur.com/h0ZP3AV.gif

Nolanesque runs I know what you're saying, just a funny parallel.

He has been a breath of fresh air in our static side each time I've seen him play tbh. Industry, decent place, tidy footwork. Gusta.

Sound assessment.

Haven't paid attention to what they say before or after a game since they posted a probable lineup with Sol Campell as a wingback.

Well done, none of them could play lets wait until there available. :ranierwolfcastlegif:

I pray this doesn't happen. They've more than earned their place. This is imperitive imo. Will comfirm or displel a lot of beliefs surrounding Pardew as a coach.

Half our squad could have been charged with rape, battery or assault in that last 15 mins. Leaving Pardew to escape charges of fraud of course.

Shame it takes a primadonna prettyboy to go on strike for him to even consider it.

England?

Fair play on the subs. Starting Shola was Pardew at his worst. Gouff and Remy came at pivotal times though. Let's see how this pans out an that Anita, Gouff, Remy et al. give him something to think about. Provided he has the foresight; we're still very much in confidence and magic territory. Better htough and a fantastic way to win.

Rape charge no. 2. Victim: Fulham.

Goes well with the avatar.

Give these players the licence to play and thats what they can do. That last 15 mins. No wonder Remy is on a rape charge.

He's amazing. Best debut since Jonas

Your move Everton...

Just jizzed.

Pardews subs have been good but then you could argue Shola was duff from the off.

Remy Cisse could be alreet

I don't like Cabaye whatsover like.

Ahhh you horizontal white wooden bastard!