Darth Crooks

That was a million times better than the rigid shit we've peddled all season...I think people are playing down that performance too much. Some really unfotunate stuff in that game and it was totally deserved. Played similarly all season and that would have been business as usual instead of the coronary inducing maelstrom that turned out to be. Where has that pressure been all season? Pardew did right today but what a fucking knob

Yup. I told everyone to keep calm

Thank fuck we have the NHS in this country. The shit these fuckers put me through.

Fuckingconvictupsidedownlandstretchyarmedcunt

Gone frighteningly deep now.

Well fuck my giddy aunt

Cisse squares it we'd have been 1 up bar Scwarzer going Super Saiyan 4. Gouffran has been unlucky. I'm actually a lot more positive after that. Just need that edge now. 'Grit' is all that Alpha Papa has been peddling all this shite season.

People need to calm down. They are being positive and pressing Fulham who are a good counter attacking side. Just hope we continue 2nd half in the same vein. The players are being encouraged to express theselves for once...shame it has taken so long.

'Noway They're nads' more like.

And lo they rolled the stone away and he is risen...

Yeaah...'make'

Is there not a no idea option? I'd love to see change but have no clue who could implement it. Which is why I want no rushed decision.

Danny Simpson 40 yard back heel from a corner given his pass last game. 1-0

By an absolute mile. Both attacking and defending them. Says more about our overall creativity and regimen rather than the significance of Caroll. I agree on not wanting him back

Too many NUFC fans are overrating the team. Just look at the lack of creativity and goal scorers in it ffs. I might agree if we're talking about pushing for 5th and being comfortably in the top ten each year but we're in a complete mire; largely down to the way we play, so that argument only travels so far imo. We're very fortunate that QPR are a team happy to self-destruct bankrupting themselves on mercenaries, Reading have sacked a manager too soon with a championship squad and that the Mackems have had a manager as dour as ours has been.

Four wins out of our last six home games. We've been shit this season but lets not go completely off the map here. I mean if you seriously believe we look like we wont win another game then stick a bet on for us to get relegated before tomorrows match. You can easily get 10/1, probably more. That might make sense if relegation was between only Villa and ourselves, but it isnt. Then again you're probably just taking the piss, I hope We're in a battle; I'm not assuming relegation. Couple of those games werent in the league either. We are not only playing badly; we are dire at times and all I've stated is if there isn't a paradigm shift from the way we are playing then we'll get sucked in. Maybe I'm on edge more after the prior relegation but I'm surprised how calm people seem to be at this stage.

Even if we play as we do? Or have other factors been that significant? FWIW I agree with not kneejerking a sacking but christ the prognosis is bleak footballwise.

Near 150,000 Newcastle fans through the door within the next week. Awesome effort. This...3 x 50k's in the space of a week is pretty incredible Want wor heads checking tbh. Great stuff though.

Not sure they give a shit about what the layman thinks given past actions.

Jol would also get more out them imo and so yeah. Id love to think Alpha Papa would do well next season given the chance but he shows very little in terms of a paradigm shift each time his tactics prove daft.

There are a lot of coaches i'd like here tbh Me too We have to go for a tactically astute manager next, I think French would be ideal but some may disagree. Its so fucking typical of this club, we have a great team and a poor manager. Ashley finally calmed down, we are facing relegation. Why did I have to be born into this shit. We're cursed I tell you, cursed I sometimes think that we were the Huns or something in a previous life and are repeatedly paying for prior sins.

Yes. I know Reading are in dire straights but I think he'd get more out the crop of players we've got. They would defintiely create more.

We're shit and don't look like beating anyone the way we play in the league. If Alpha Papa doesn't buck his ideas up we'll be right in the shit mix.

anyone? I'd have bitten your hand off for Adkins; as he looked like a young developing manager with the right ideals but that train sailed.