Darth Crooks

do you watch football ? for all stoke don't have players you salivate over they have survived the past few years on more than the myth of their set pieces, their goals against us down there should show you that. recently our team has picked itself, expect very similar to line ups v chelsea/southampton/swansea. Stoke play a percentage game which means they are willing to give up possession. So that gives us the opportunity to make that possession count by picking the right players in the right areas. So now I would have to ask...do you watch football? Why don't we try what we did last season at home to stoke. Give the ball to Ben Arfa at every opportunity?

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The worst thing about Babayaro was that he could actually play when he wanted to, he had a brilliant game when his brother had just died. Ran out of brothers evidently....

There's footage of him looking quite upset after the game tbh...

Eliot made a fantastic save against Et'oo, it has to be highlighted.

'Will.i.an dropped; won't get beat now'

Never understand his relationship with gravity. 'Fuck you Newton...fuck you and your apples...THIS...IS...SHOLAAAA!'

Simon Phoenix on to put it into row Z from 50 yards with his first touch

Shola could kill a man with his bare hands...no chance of scoring though.

Marveux has been only marginally less wasteful.

Ref: C'mere What's your name player? Player: Shatov Ref: Fucks sake! Just asking....

Traore looks like Sameobi in a funhouse mirror

He's cack. Model pro and comitted but oh so cack.

Not an entry but It would look eyecatching to say the least http://cdnimg.visualizeus.com/thumbs/ae/a8/aea8c7eebf398e7a662aa20dd303b66a_h.jpg

Is it not a bit worrying that it looks like a starfish?

Jujst had to explain that to the lady next to me

Who would have thought it, someone told him to back off and he didn't! http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4458emaqg1r6fge6.gif

Durka Durka Makhachkala

Slip inside the ground on the ty-ye-yne, and you know you can't fi-i-ind, a better place to play. You said that you've never been So you've never seen the way the Geordies play. Got a revolution from the French. Half the national squad is on our bench. Step inside to matchtime at the Toon... Stand up beside this special place See Geordie pride on every face. You ain't ever gonna burn my heart ouuuuu-ou-out! Annnd soooo Newcastle are great; Milburn, Gallowgate, Shola, Yohan Caba-a-aye. Hoooway the lads, Howaay.... Ben Arfa, Mapou Yanga, Sissoko, Mapu Yanga..and Colo stay.....

Not sure about the underwater and flying bit but he probaly can....

Loved how his SSN interview justs starts with 'Mah poo'. nearly spat my tea out. Very immature I know but Wwwwwwwwwwww-icked...

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With all those meteors falling behind the iron curtain; youll need to take double care when the inevitable radioative superpowered soviet zombies get wind of a bunch of geordies on their turf.

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff83/robneymcplum/Mona_Lisa_painting.jpg Boner Lisa...

On valentines. Great. This'll go down like a shit sandwich