Darth Crooks

Loan only please...no long term near-past it mercenary as per usual please

Random fella bollock deep in the missus? Blame Pards

We will be areet, we've got the Tyneside legend that is Shola Abamobi, he is mint. Who? Any good like? Deserves a run out

Puncheon sounds like a fuckin pokemon. that'd be mint

That american fooball players right foot is horrendous...if I were him though I'd be more worried about the size of his bollocks

I agree with the good Dr. Not quite JFK calling all and sunder kernts but theres shades of Sounessisms in there somewhere...No likey no lighty for me...just hope it keeps to small time stuff if he has to talk to the press

McLoven or Strola it is then

Dropping K-No?! Hell No!!

did smith cost us £5million aswell or was it even £6million? if we get hatem for the same or possible less than we got smith for it shows what a massive steal this is the wheel chair and the ventilator would be twice the player than Alan Smith

Subsequently, if and when we win under his guidnace I humbly request the right to have myself a Pard-on.

GO PARD OR GO HOME! PARDCORE! YEAH!!

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So sue me i typed tribal headress and this came up

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Zoggy and Smith oot and Nolan back. Let's have something to cheer the new year in with eh? 4-4-2 please. Attack! Attack! Attack!

'Armageddon a five year deal'

Pardew out dover in. Sorted

Got to be bollocks...he'd have gone over pretending and called for a stretcher at the first sign of confrontation. This thread is gold

Resident wanker from hell is awesome sig material

No more than Steven Taylor being a greedy prick

What a royal, pointless mess this all is. Stuck with it so keep calm and carry on i suppose

Still bots spurs way too much. not exactly insightful

Same with the Ranger stuff. I agree with 'Pards' seniment but he seems too keen to air things that like you say can stay within the realms of internal club politics

Fair enough. I disagree and say tiote probs had more say in that battle but its a valid enough viewpoint

Agree with you on Smith, Routledge however...deary me. what exactly is Smith's role then?...he just seems to stroll about and foul people every so often for what I can see