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Darth Crooks

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  1. Very unfair imo. Hasn't really doesnt too much wrong to deserve that
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  3. Sunderland, Spurs and Liverpool. Think they've overtaken Man U in the spoilt b******/whinyfan/gloryhunter stakes...close though. Glory hunters piss me off more than anything and it may be the media reaction to spurs than a hatred of spurs themselves but i like to see them fail. This Liverpool stuff is hilarious. Sunderland are a strange one. Have a mix of hatred and respect.
  4. Certainly be more of a mobile threat than Slowlan. Has quite a shot on him
  5. I hate international breaks. Evokes discussion on things like the quality of Chris' driving
  6. Not at all, just don't find scapegoating particularly productive for our club or for the team - it certainly didn't work in our last premiership crusade, can't see a reason why it would now Fair enough argument. Wouldn't say he epitomizes what the club stands for though?
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    De Jong

    'People can talk about two-footed tackles all day, but I have yet to see any footballer able to make a wholly one-footed challenge. Maybe Long John Silver and Heather Mills McCartney could do it, but I doubt even Liverpool would think of signing that midfield duo.' What a fucking goon
  8. You proper bot Nolan like Stu and cant think for the life of me why
  9. Love to know which miserable wanker came up with those rules like. It's football not dressage ffs
  10. Could be a hinderance rather than a plus. Could be argued he has been playing for his place last few games hence the marked improvement and now he'll revert to being hit/miss I know what you're saying but no way can legs in midfield be a hindrance at this club atm. Proved what he's capable of yesterday Didn't mean it like that. I meant in terms of form/effort/application from him. I don't doubt we need him in the team. Fair do's
  11. Could be a hinderance rather than a plus. Could be argued he has been playing for his place last few games hence the marked improvement and now he'll revert to being hit/miss I know what you're saying but no way can legs in midfield be a hindrance at this club atm. Proved what he's capable of yesterday
  12. Gah...ah well come what may...anything could happen to be honest
  13. Pah Like asking if you'd rather have a ton of bricks or a ton of feathers dropped on you to be honest
  14. He's in the squad because of his ability to score goals........in the championship. He'll get found out this season. He's no better a player in the prem than he was the season we went down. Complete hindrance to progress
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  16. When either winger breaks fast, Nolan just can't catch up to get into the box. Sorry shitty but i couldnt resist
  17. Surely a wind-up. Not at all, he was s***. As for driven across the box, he just got in space and booted it at Nolan. Anyone with a bit of technical ability would have played it into him, not hit it as hard as they can hoping it reaches him. That's kids football man! It did reach. Low ball into the box could've gone off a defender and in and caused all kinds of hell and on another day Nolan may have struck it sweet as a nut. I'll take kids football, don't care if he caresses the ball like a lover. He got that ball in a dangerous position full stop. Anyone could stand on a football pitch and kick the ball as hard as they can at the box, it doesn't make them a footballer. He is a decent dribbler i will give him that but it's a myth that he takes pressure off us as 90% of the time he just gives it straight back where as a slower more technical player would at least hold on to it longer. Didn't haven't be anything else though did it? Took my admiration of the cross to the nth degree there. He got the ball in a dangerous position on that occasion and that was good enough in that instance. He keeps that up I dont care how they get there. Don't know what he has to do sometimes. First to admit he's not Cronaldo but jesus.
  18. Surely a wind-up. Not at all, he was s***. As for driven across the box, he just got in space and booted it at Nolan. Anyone with a bit of technical ability would have played it into him, not hit it as hard as they can hoping it reaches him. That's kids football man! It did reach. Low ball into the box could've gone off a defender and in and caused all kinds of hell and on another day Nolan may have struck it sweet as a nut. I'll take kids football, don't care if he caresses the ball like a lover. He got that ball in a dangerous position full stop.
  19. Those driven low balls accross the six yard box are not what you want at all are they? Gutierrez's crosses are never driven, just scuffed. Travelled at a rate for a scuffed one then matey. Either way wasn't tripe by any means
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