Darth Crooks

Haha yes! It was during the warm up against Blackburn IIRC. --- How do I go about make that my avatar? Same way as if it was a picture I reckon, right click, save as, then just use it as if it was a pic. I made that

This Premier League. How long have they been peddling this one? Has got right on my wick of late

Das ist Numberwang!

Post of the year nom shirley?

BANGIN'! After all Pardew is the man who put the gang in bang...so it checks out

Not doom mongering but we'll lose this like

True..With all our creativity gone, it's no wonder that we've had problems the last two games. Surely I cant be the only one who is glad he isn't just a Gareth Barry type who creates nowt? I think its great. He's capable of creating and protecting at the same time isnt he?

The thought of us not being able to retain Enrique and Barton cos the likes of Smith and Taylor (who's recently had a completely undeserved raise) are still on the books makes me want to cry. Ah fuuuck. Forgot Alan Smith.Thought he'd been bolt-gunned and turned into cattle feed.

Aye but Kaka tends to make about as much sense as a hog roast in tel aviv

Yep and Cheik just loves to watch...the divine perv he is

http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/8578/sholajose.png HI-HO JOSE AWAY!

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/5463/shola.png

Thomson's crooked as sin mind, not just his nose either. The analysis of the incidents is so biased. 'Their Instanbul' t***. Served well in showing him up as a bonus.

No. Although derek wright is old enough to have a catharter

Didn't realize cheik could fire his penis like Scorpion like...must be handy in life in general

Yeah fuck the haters...leave pardew be

Why he is still getting a game for Arsenal perplexes me. He does all the stuff Nolan can't do but I know who is more effective as footballer. Arsene Wenger would never buy someone like Nolan though because Arsenal couldn't play the type of football they do with someone who lacked mobility. Rosicky might be crap but he doesn't f*** up their style of play which is the first concern of Wenger. Man U wouldn't buy Nolan either for the same reason even if he scored 15 goals every season. . While I accept we aren't Man U and Nolan has been useful this season, I want to see us aim higher after this season and look to bring in a central midfielder that the top sides would want in their team. What do you value more: a collection of high quality individuals? a high functioning team? I'm sitting on the fence here by the way Stu. I see Nolan's value yet he isnt what we need in entirety but I thought i'd point out that those above are not exactly mutually exclusive qualities in relation to each other anyway are they?

He is indeed the fabled shite of the dog variety like. I'd have him up there with Smith tbh. People seem to go on some of his goals and this final ball he's supposed to have. I'm all for getting rid providing we have a vast improvement in say...the form of Lua Lua.

Wish it was Ngo Baheng involved in this instead so the headline could be 'Wesley Snipes'

Why the f*** was that then? Was watching in a pub which had no sound, why on earth would you applaud someone who has just done something so f***ing stupid? Because he clearly knew he'd made a f***ing bad mistake. Show a bit of sympathy, we aren't all perfect ffs Similar situation to when Smith got crocked for some here. I personally was relieved as I knew he would no longer get in ahead of those of more talent. We're slight on the RW front and we had little or no effective alternative option so in this instance its doubly as stupid as it affects both his chances and tose of the squad as a unit. The latter of which I am concerned about. Very bad mistake to make and I'm afraid to say I can have little sympathy.

Born in an offside hurricane? Joking aside he seems to put in a shift. Raylor f'd us in the A today. Shambles of a player. Shame we are so light on RM as the only way we could fill the space today was with a waste of one.

Just read that louise taylor stuff....shes off her blinking tits

Robert's pants

Hope his watch got wrecked. Also looks like he has the lowest mangina camel toe ever.

Kinnnear and souness were regressive if we doing labels. I still wake up in a cold sweat at night at the thought of JFK...is like that dream where your teeth fall out one by one