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Thomson's crooked as sin mind, not just his nose either. The analysis of the incidents is so biased. 'Their Instanbul' t***. Served well in showing him up as a bonus.

No. Although derek wright is old enough to have a catharter

Didn't realize cheik could fire his penis like Scorpion like...must be handy in life in general

Yeah fuck the haters...leave pardew be

Why he is still getting a game for Arsenal perplexes me. He does all the stuff Nolan can't do but I know who is more effective as footballer. Arsene Wenger would never buy someone like Nolan though because Arsenal couldn't play the type of football they do with someone who lacked mobility. Rosicky might be crap but he doesn't f*** up their style of play which is the first concern of Wenger. Man U wouldn't buy Nolan either for the same reason even if he scored 15 goals every season. . While I accept we aren't Man U and Nolan has been useful this season, I want to see us aim higher after this season and look to bring in a central midfielder that the top sides would want in their team. What do you value more: a collection of high quality individuals? a high functioning team? I'm sitting on the fence here by the way Stu. I see Nolan's value yet he isnt what we need in entirety but I thought i'd point out that those above are not exactly mutually exclusive qualities in relation to each other anyway are they?

He is indeed the fabled shite of the dog variety like. I'd have him up there with Smith tbh. People seem to go on some of his goals and this final ball he's supposed to have. I'm all for getting rid providing we have a vast improvement in say...the form of Lua Lua.

Wish it was Ngo Baheng involved in this instead so the headline could be 'Wesley Snipes'

Why the f*** was that then? Was watching in a pub which had no sound, why on earth would you applaud someone who has just done something so f***ing stupid? Because he clearly knew he'd made a f***ing bad mistake. Show a bit of sympathy, we aren't all perfect ffs Similar situation to when Smith got crocked for some here. I personally was relieved as I knew he would no longer get in ahead of those of more talent. We're slight on the RW front and we had little or no effective alternative option so in this instance its doubly as stupid as it affects both his chances and tose of the squad as a unit. The latter of which I am concerned about. Very bad mistake to make and I'm afraid to say I can have little sympathy.

Born in an offside hurricane? Joking aside he seems to put in a shift. Raylor f'd us in the A today. Shambles of a player. Shame we are so light on RM as the only way we could fill the space today was with a waste of one.

Just read that louise taylor stuff....shes off her blinking tits

Robert's pants

Hope his watch got wrecked. Also looks like he has the lowest mangina camel toe ever.

Kinnnear and souness were regressive if we doing labels. I still wake up in a cold sweat at night at the thought of JFK...is like that dream where your teeth fall out one by one

f***ing hell, twitter is amazing. What a dozy bint...I do feel gutted we lost out on that like. Feels like a defeat

Oh christ. I just have this feeling Pardew is going to consider him at some crucial point

Kna's where the net is like. long may it continue. Think the elbow helped his game somewhat

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Probs wasn't clear from the quotation that I was on about Ben arfa. But do proceed on your trolling rounds

More mobile and seems just as likely to get goals going on what I've seen. Nolan on his day and when fully fit can offer something when he doesn't he is a passenger. Ben arfa is the sort of player that screams free role...provided he's not like forest gump in leg braces

Kylie Minogue I should be so Kuqi? Hows THAT for unorthodox?

. Very true. lacks his physical pestilence more like

Obligatory back-forth jonas is excellent/terrible post. Delete as applicable.

Happy with a point. Only saw the highlights but Best and Loven seem to offer us nothing. Might as well play those horses at Newbury. The both lack dynamism and presence. Reassuring in other areas of play though.