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Darth Crooks

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  1. We will be areet, we've got the Tyneside legend that is Shola Abamobi, he is mint. Who? Any good like? Deserves a run out
  2. Puncheon sounds like a fuckin pokemon. that'd be mint
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    That american fooball players right foot is horrendous...if I were him though I'd be more worried about the size of his bollocks
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    Alan Pardew

    I agree with the good Dr. Not quite JFK calling all and sunder kernts but theres shades of Sounessisms in there somewhere...No likey no lighty for me...just hope it keeps to small time stuff if he has to talk to the press
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    did smith cost us £5million aswell or was it even £6million? if we get hatem for the same or possible less than we got smith for it shows what a massive steal this is the wheel chair and the ventilator would be twice the player than Alan Smith
  6. Subsequently, if and when we win under his guidnace I humbly request the right to have myself a Pard-on.
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/3488/sixmilliondollarmanlp.jpg
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    Lookalikes

    So sue me i typed tribal headress and this came up
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    Lookalikes

    http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/9418/hanssilvestertribaldeco.jpg
  10. Zoggy and Smith oot and Nolan back. Let's have something to cheer the new year in with eh? 4-4-2 please. Attack! Attack! Attack!
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    Hatem Ben Arfa

    'Armageddon a five year deal'
  12. Got to be bollocks...he'd have gone over pretending and called for a stretcher at the first sign of confrontation. This thread is gold
  13. No more than Steven Taylor being a greedy prick
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    Alan Pardew

    What a royal, pointless mess this all is. Stuck with it so keep calm and carry on i suppose
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    Alan Pardew

    Same with the Ranger stuff. I agree with 'Pards' seniment but he seems too keen to air things that like you say can stay within the realms of internal club politics
  16. Fair enough. I disagree and say tiote probs had more say in that battle but its a valid enough viewpoint
  17. Agree with you on Smith, Routledge however...deary me. what exactly is Smith's role then?...he just seems to stroll about and foul people every so often for what I can see
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    Alan Pardew

    We get it mate. jonas is shit. change the record
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    Alan Pardew

    Don't be daft, we've set out a negative team against a Spurs team who before today had only managed to stop the opposition scoring once. They rip teams apart on the counter, and supposedly teams have achieved more success by sitting back at WHL. If we'd had a go and lost 4-0 people would be even less happy. Exactly, thats why we still need to leave Tiote and Smith on because we were always vulnerable on the counter attack. So the game plan was to try and hold on to the 1-0? Anycase if you watched the game, Smith and Tiote played much further forward anycase, so it wasn't even like we played 2 DM's all game. Also Barton & Routledge were playing much further forward than the other 2 midfielders/ So Smith and Tiote were on as DM's but they didnt? And Barton and Routledge were doing what they should be doing anyway? I'm sorry but Smith should have come off for Ranger. might as well lose 3-0 if we're chasing a 2-0 lead
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