Darth Crooks

Its true...what was the point in bringing smith on? Do that against anyone else you concede possession. Great win all the same

Great win. Against a better side those subs would have cost us mind

Positive stuff really. Wigan are dire and jonas has had a better game than of late...Ranger please. to shake them up a la liverpool stylee...fo shizzle

Who cuts thats stam's hair? the butchers? looks like he used a knife n fork

Well at least its not Shola riding solo

If thats the case then if I was the likes of Nile Ranger I'd put a transfer request in, in a heartbeat. be a complete joke The blokes a complete non-entity

Future club crest tbh

Smith could surprise embarrass a few people us all . He will work the line, should work at McDonalds and challenge for every ball. will attempt only to cripple someone

That, gentlemen, is the sound of the barrel being scraped. Our best option upfront is Alan f***ing Smith. f*** me. Is anyone taking this seriously...if this happens i will drink a three litre bottle of my own...... homemade lemonade. slurp! yum!

Happy new yizzle all. Lets hope a good start to the 2011/12 promotion push!

Loan only please...no long term near-past it mercenary as per usual please

Random fella bollock deep in the missus? Blame Pards

We will be areet, we've got the Tyneside legend that is Shola Abamobi, he is mint. Who? Any good like? Deserves a run out

Puncheon sounds like a fuckin pokemon. that'd be mint

That american fooball players right foot is horrendous...if I were him though I'd be more worried about the size of his bollocks

I agree with the good Dr. Not quite JFK calling all and sunder kernts but theres shades of Sounessisms in there somewhere...No likey no lighty for me...just hope it keeps to small time stuff if he has to talk to the press

McLoven or Strola it is then

Dropping K-No?! Hell No!!

did smith cost us £5million aswell or was it even £6million? if we get hatem for the same or possible less than we got smith for it shows what a massive steal this is the wheel chair and the ventilator would be twice the player than Alan Smith

Subsequently, if and when we win under his guidnace I humbly request the right to have myself a Pard-on.

GO PARD OR GO HOME! PARDCORE! YEAH!!

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So sue me i typed tribal headress and this came up

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Zoggy and Smith oot and Nolan back. Let's have something to cheer the new year in with eh? 4-4-2 please. Attack! Attack! Attack!