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Darth Crooks

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  1. Cheikh's skull is a titanium helmet. Juggernauts a mere poof in comparison to wor Cheikhernaut
  2. http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6237/titoejuggernaught.jpg 6 OUT OF 10! YOU MUST NOT KNOW WHO I AM! I'M THE THE CHEIKHERNAUT BITCH!
  3. http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/3002/tiote.jpg Uploaded with ImageShack.us
  4. It would be funny to get him just to see 's reaction. Tell Posh Eldon square and the Metro are mint, and theres a canny market on the quayside that sells purses and that...he'd be here in a shot to keep that bony stoney faced bint happy
  5. Indeed. West Ham > Wigan. Perhaps. pretty throwaway comment to jump on imo.I'm going on how they withered and died last time we played them...think we'll win 2-0 whatever the pecking order
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    Alan Pardew

    Fixed plenty enough to frustrate tbh
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    Alan Pardew

    I thought that we were by far the better team and should have won by a few more goals, I only remember Harper making 1 decent save. Other than that he had nothng to do even if they did hit the woodwork. We shredded the woodwork tonight like
  8. These are even worse than the last lot -toon 2-0. Would like to see Ranger start but shola and mcloven did ok today for all their faults. Jonas hopefully will have another stormer
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    Alan Pardew

    Pard-on mode activated
  10. Did his leg fall off?..it certainly looked that way towards the end
  11. Smith will NEVER tighten a midfield. Thats the only sub i took umbridge to. My heart murmurs when he warms up. We got away with it today bu there were 2-3 minutes after he came on when it wnet barmy. Luckily we had to the legs elsewhere to see it thorugh. Great result all the same
  12. Its true...what was the point in bringing smith on? Do that against anyone else you concede possession. Great win all the same Smith did fine, whats your problem? I think alan smith is not woth bringing on when your defending a one goal lead as he is a liabilty. Fair point imo
  13. Its true...what was the point in bringing smith on? Do that against anyone else you concede possession. Great win all the same
  14. Great win. Against a better side those subs would have cost us mind
  15. Positive stuff really. Wigan are dire and jonas has had a better game than of late...Ranger please. to shake them up a la liverpool stylee...fo shizzle
  16. Who cuts thats stam's hair? the butchers? looks like he used a knife n fork
  17. If thats the case then if I was the likes of Nile Ranger I'd put a transfer request in, in a heartbeat. be a complete joke The blokes a complete non-entity
  18. Smith could surprise embarrass a few people us all . He will work the line, should work at McDonalds and challenge for every ball. will attempt only to cripple someone
  19. That, gentlemen, is the sound of the barrel being scraped. Our best option upfront is Alan f***ing Smith. f*** me. Is anyone taking this seriously...if this happens i will drink a three litre bottle of my own...... homemade lemonade. slurp! yum!
  20. Happy new yizzle all. Lets hope a good start to the 2011/12 promotion push!
  21. Loan only please...no long term near-past it mercenary as per usual please
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    Alan Pardew

    Random fella bollock deep in the missus? Blame Pards
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