Darth Crooks

Was down to the presence of 'smudger' tbh...We all knew Smith/Nolan would be fatal

Your kung fu is good. *bows*

Inner Nile?

I've been to Qatar in May and the heat was repressive at 45 degrees plus and I wasn't running around, I think this is a massive balls up. Just being in a stadium will be bad enough; playing football will be a health hazard. Hope the technology works!

Stood in the open in quatar on my way to thailand for about 5 minutes. Far too hot to play football in. bout melted in the b@stard desert!

IT'S RONNIE RADFORD SEASON AGAIN GUYS!

Just have to get used to them and their agendas...achieved far more than their beloved spurs in our time in the prem. They're just starting to break their false dawn habits and its easy to target us on the back of relegation. Fuck 'em. Morons.

yawn

My word

Surely Taylor and Sol are going to be a bit suck it and see tbh? Williamson is in the wrong in this instance but the level of criticism, especially the most extreme puzzles me somewhat. Hes been steady up till press.

Not the best game to test these hypotheses out really like....anyone'll struggle against drogba physically

I find it funny how when one of 'our' goals goes in Harris and Munez are joined in celebration by a Liverpool player pogo-ing like a loon. Reckon they werent fussy about whose goals they filmed

Smith maintains a position alright - a DISpositon to do fuck all of any use

step forward a certain Michael Ashley esq.

Can see him going for silly money at some point tbh

I'd have to say Smith is as bad as it gets tbh. At least perch has a bit of pace and was a half decent championship player. Our 50k a week 'Smudger' pushes it with the label footballer.

Playing Smith and Nolan together was its typical suicide attempt

'just hoof it' makes me cringe. its not rugby union ffs

'This is for doing kettle impressions at me down the phone at 3am, amigo'

Let's fist again...like we did last summer

'Carlos man, it's ANTON who gets bumraped week in week out'

:ken: Been dying to use that for ages....not that funny in the circumstances mind. total bannage imminent.

His solar powered dome head doesnt work so well at night i reckon

pathetic over reaction this like

Class film 'Whats better than playing for man utd son?' 'Man citeh' Class. Shame they turned into arseholes like. had such poignance at the time.