Darth Crooks

f***ing hell, twitter is amazing. What a dozy bint...I do feel gutted we lost out on that like. Feels like a defeat

Oh christ. I just have this feeling Pardew is going to consider him at some crucial point

Kna's where the net is like. long may it continue. Think the elbow helped his game somewhat

http://i891.photobucket.com/albums/ac111/Vanhels1104/1233355279.jpg YESSS! WIN FEELS GOOOOOD!

Probs wasn't clear from the quotation that I was on about Ben arfa. But do proceed on your trolling rounds

More mobile and seems just as likely to get goals going on what I've seen. Nolan on his day and when fully fit can offer something when he doesn't he is a passenger. Ben arfa is the sort of player that screams free role...provided he's not like forest gump in leg braces

Kylie Minogue I should be so Kuqi? Hows THAT for unorthodox?

. Very true. lacks his physical pestilence more like

Obligatory back-forth jonas is excellent/terrible post. Delete as applicable.

Happy with a point. Only saw the highlights but Best and Loven seem to offer us nothing. Might as well play those horses at Newbury. The both lack dynamism and presence. Reassuring in other areas of play though.

Fuck it whats big Phil Albert doin these days?

Whooaaa do the Shefki Kuqi Whooaaa do the Shefki Kuqi Arms oot bellyflop, ra ra ra

Ah well that's the way the Kuqi crumbles I suppose...

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/5011/kuqi.jpg Can't wait to see this like

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/1456/cookiemonster3776987123.jpg 'Kuqi monster' thread title please

He just signed Shefki Kuqi His goals are s**** and flukey This deal's a shower of dookie The Pardew tragedy Der-der- da dum *click click*

Wow Pilko Samuel Beckett in a leon best thread. Turn up for the books.

Yep. I'd consider myself lucky to get a yellow for that. Good job the simple tit decided to go for a push n all then

He is not Ryan Taylor or James Perch. Win

'Leon hide me! Cheik just told me he wants to eat my children!' 'Only if you tell me what this things for!...do I eat it?'

Pssst! Johan...What's this thing for?

That was my favourite thing about that goal. Re the rest of the thread, he's scoring some goals and I'm pleased for us and him, but let's be under no illusions: he is s***. Pretty much. tho long may it continue

Surely the only positive thing is that it's signed? Anything else just adds to the delay. Pardew's gone and bought got some pens on loan from WH Smith so Barton can sign the contract.

Fucksocks! You might as well dig up a badger and bum it

Like when he played while needing a hip operation for ages? Psssh! Like shola needed to ever be more hip hop. the hats man! the hats!