Darth Crooks

Fuck it whats big Phil Albert doin these days?

Whooaaa do the Shefki Kuqi Whooaaa do the Shefki Kuqi Arms oot bellyflop, ra ra ra

Ah well that's the way the Kuqi crumbles I suppose...

http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/5011/kuqi.jpg Can't wait to see this like

http://img843.imageshack.us/img843/1456/cookiemonster3776987123.jpg 'Kuqi monster' thread title please

He just signed Shefki Kuqi His goals are s**** and flukey This deal's a shower of dookie The Pardew tragedy Der-der- da dum *click click*

Wow Pilko Samuel Beckett in a leon best thread. Turn up for the books.

Yep. I'd consider myself lucky to get a yellow for that. Good job the simple tit decided to go for a push n all then

He is not Ryan Taylor or James Perch. Win

'Leon hide me! Cheik just told me he wants to eat my children!' 'Only if you tell me what this things for!...do I eat it?'

Pssst! Johan...What's this thing for?

That was my favourite thing about that goal. Re the rest of the thread, he's scoring some goals and I'm pleased for us and him, but let's be under no illusions: he is s***. Pretty much. tho long may it continue

Surely the only positive thing is that it's signed? Anything else just adds to the delay. Pardew's gone and bought got some pens on loan from WH Smith so Barton can sign the contract.

Fucksocks! You might as well dig up a badger and bum it

Like when he played while needing a hip operation for ages? Psssh! Like shola needed to ever be more hip hop. the hats man! the hats!

Since how long has headless cockerel been a footballing cliche?

Cracking show of positivity to a young lad in a pressured situation who had sweet fuck all in the form of service or a CM behind him last night. Good form fellas.

We're just as light if not more on consistent centre midfielders as we are strikers. Tiote is the only one who is consistently reliable

Would have possibly stood a much better chance of a point...he honestly does the work of two men. freeing Nolan to do whatever the hell he does to pop up that special once every so often

I didn't measure the confidence levels and I haven't mentioned it as it's just an excuse for a midfield who provded nothing for 90 minutes for whatever reason. We have an accord sirrah

You can disagree all you want, the midfield were s***, stop looking for others to blame. Not sure how you measure the confidence levels that seem to get mentioned. Lack of legs to me

Most pivotal player in the squad

Lack of service and any form of a CM partnership lost this tbh...Tiote would've transformed it. Fulham had channels wide as the persian gulf to run through a lot of the time

a centre midfield would've helped...tiote be praised. he is risen

To be fair I know about half a dozen Chelsea supporters and all of them have been supporting them for years.My next door neighbour used to be a season ticket holder there,but stopped when Roman bought it because he didn't agree with the blanket buying of success.Manchester United and Liverpool are the pld school glory hunting twats tbh. I'm from near nuneaton billy loads of em there. disgusting. That said few toon supporters about because of mining and that too. Whereabouts mate?I'm pretty close to you by the sounds. Atherstone upon tyne...I always have to default to Cov though because nee bugger has heard of it. Full of placker mancs. There's a Cov city bus that pulls up on a saturday and no-one gets on it whilst the pub nearest is full of red shirts of the worst kinds. horrid.