Darth Crooks

Alan f***ing Smith will cost us the points on Sunday..

Fuck off you fat hom....fed up of dross like this wasting our time

Clearly a veiled message about having a 'secret smile.' Nile, clearly a Texas fan, is doing this as a statement of intent; showing us that behind his gangsta exterior he wants to pay 'lip service' , as it were, to the fans. All a cleverly veiled argument by a clearly intelligent and articulate young man. Lay off Blef. Durrrrrr....

Never has internet porn had the high ground over social networking as it does now...stick to that eh?

Jonas in the middle, ferguson out left?

Cant blame smith for getting picked like. He must think he's reached Nirvana...'I'm abysmal but fuck me! The dozy prick has put me in again!' He might as well pick me. people who say Pardew isnt to blame wants their heads checking. Gutless performances aside. The man doesn't inspire confidence from the get go.

Cue world's shittest pitch invasion

This is like watching Indy 4 all over again

If you pick alan smith and expect it be 11 against 11 then you are an idiot. No biggie here. Dont really care about the cup at this stage. but play with smith in the team and you're a man down anyway. doesnt matter who you're against. The fact that tiote is out the big worry. Smith will play in the derby. thats the laughable travesty of all this.

Will make a change from the clips of ronnie radford on the bright side

I'm quite enjoying watching gary speed chat tbh....hes one sexy welsh bastard

Its all pretty funny when you put in context tbh...shows smith up for the complete charlatan twat he is

Cheikh's skull is a titanium helmet. Juggernauts a mere poof in comparison to wor Cheikhernaut

http://img812.imageshack.us/img812/6237/titoejuggernaught.jpg 6 OUT OF 10! YOU MUST NOT KNOW WHO I AM! I'M THE THE CHEIKHERNAUT BITCH!

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It would be funny to get him just to see 's reaction. Tell Posh Eldon square and the Metro are mint, and theres a canny market on the quayside that sells purses and that...he'd be here in a shot to keep that bony stoney faced bint happy

Micky Quinn

Indeed. West Ham > Wigan. Perhaps. pretty throwaway comment to jump on imo.I'm going on how they withered and died last time we played them...think we'll win 2-0 whatever the pecking order

Fixed plenty enough to frustrate tbh

I thought that we were by far the better team and should have won by a few more goals, I only remember Harper making 1 decent save. Other than that he had nothng to do even if they did hit the woodwork. We shredded the woodwork tonight like

These are even worse than the last lot -toon 2-0. Would like to see Ranger start but shola and mcloven did ok today for all their faults. Jonas hopefully will have another stormer

Pard-on mode activated

Did his leg fall off?..it certainly looked that way towards the end

Smith will NEVER tighten a midfield. Thats the only sub i took umbridge to. My heart murmurs when he warms up. We got away with it today bu there were 2-3 minutes after he came on when it wnet barmy. Luckily we had to the legs elsewhere to see it thorugh. Great result all the same

Its true...what was the point in bringing smith on? Do that against anyone else you concede possession. Great win all the same Smith did fine, whats your problem? I think alan smith is not woth bringing on when your defending a one goal lead as he is a liabilty. Fair point imo