Darth Crooks

Smith, Guthrie and James Perch

The very same...he had a go and was crap as well so I dont know what it was supposed to mean.

It's quite a good show sometimes apart from Rooney's complete lack of charisma. 'Well... You didn't get through today 'cause, like, you weren't that good at that.. Sorry'. But it's the same as any show like that, he's got his favourites who he'll try and make excuses for and keep in until he really has no choice but admit defeat and dump them out, and he's got the ones who he'll look for the first opportunity to get rid of. It's the gravitas they approach it with that gets me Rooney is obviously just calling it in...which i expected. But the tart who commentates when someone is trying to belt a guy doing a backflip off a BMX goes on like theres a baby turtle trying to make it to the sea. Funny shite rather than shite shite i suppose.

A papercut to the jap sounds better than Sol at CB so I concur

How shite is Wayne Rooney's street striker...someone got bombed out because they cant hit a skateboarder on the move?

Botgate is imminent

It already exists! Such foresight is a beautiful thing

2-1 Newcastle provided Alan Smith is nowhere near this. These mercenaries'll fold provided we give a team performance

Y.Toure is a better player. As is Balotelli and Silva. *As are. We need some MC hammer smilie to signify GRAMMARTIME!

I regrettably have no visual illustration of wht I mean...but I always think David Platt looks like Vic Reeves...if he was stung by 2,000 wasps

I did post it for its incredulous nature btw...just sky being mongs

sky going with a strange possible starting XI line-up, 'Pards' obviously not too impressed with Carroll and 3 centre backs it is then: Newcastle: Krul, Simspon, Coloccini, Taylor, Williamson, Enrique, Barton, Guttierrez, Tiote, Nolan, Ranger.

In thia instance and with regard to the livepool game, doesnt 'impact sub' just mean that he is better than the guy he is replacing hence the impact? Think he deserves his start tbh.

Beyawesome. Looks like Djibrioul (?) cisse's dad. If only the papers announced things this way

Most likely perennially injured and thus not good enough....one pretty good game every 8-10 games isnt worth perservering with. Ranger Ranger High Voltage all the way

This is the main issue with Taylor at the moment. He's being overshadowed by Sol in the crappiness department and it's making him look alright for a starting place (when he's obviously not). Pleasure keen to see willicini back anyhow Came in and didnt look quite as bad as everyone is making out. Much better than Sol still trying to prove hes Dorian f'ing Gray Thank you for proving my point.

This is the main issue with Taylor at the moment. He's being overshadowed by Sol in the crappiness department and it's making him look alright for a starting place (when he's obviously not). Came in and didnt look quite as bad as everyone is making out. Much better than Sol still trying to prove hes Dorian f'ing Gray

Left centreback?

Willicini please

So not, in fact, at the top of a hill then. Fair paly lads, no fear addressing the big issues

He was quite correct to use that word. Rape means other things than sexually assaulting someone. Oh thats alright then. As you were then Alan. Very savvy.

Has his MOTD 'rapes him' gaff been mentioned much yet?....seems a moron to me. What an inspirational wordsmith

Quelle fucking suprise...big dutch bastard has sense

So would Wagner mind...wonder what the odds are?