Darth Crooks

Since how long has headless cockerel been a footballing cliche?

Cracking show of positivity to a young lad in a pressured situation who had sweet fuck all in the form of service or a CM behind him last night. Good form fellas.

We're just as light if not more on consistent centre midfielders as we are strikers. Tiote is the only one who is consistently reliable

Would have possibly stood a much better chance of a point...he honestly does the work of two men. freeing Nolan to do whatever the hell he does to pop up that special once every so often

I didn't measure the confidence levels and I haven't mentioned it as it's just an excuse for a midfield who provded nothing for 90 minutes for whatever reason. We have an accord sirrah

You can disagree all you want, the midfield were s***, stop looking for others to blame. Not sure how you measure the confidence levels that seem to get mentioned. Lack of legs to me

Most pivotal player in the squad

Lack of service and any form of a CM partnership lost this tbh...Tiote would've transformed it. Fulham had channels wide as the persian gulf to run through a lot of the time

a centre midfield would've helped...tiote be praised. he is risen

To be fair I know about half a dozen Chelsea supporters and all of them have been supporting them for years.My next door neighbour used to be a season ticket holder there,but stopped when Roman bought it because he didn't agree with the blanket buying of success.Manchester United and Liverpool are the pld school glory hunting twats tbh. I'm from near nuneaton billy loads of em there. disgusting. That said few toon supporters about because of mining and that too. Whereabouts mate?I'm pretty close to you by the sounds. Atherstone upon tyne...I always have to default to Cov though because nee bugger has heard of it. Full of placker mancs. There's a Cov city bus that pulls up on a saturday and no-one gets on it whilst the pub nearest is full of red shirts of the worst kinds. horrid.

To be fair I know about half a dozen Chelsea supporters and all of them have been supporting them for years.My next door neighbour used to be a season ticket holder there,but stopped when Roman bought it because he didn't agree with the blanket buying of success.Manchester United and Liverpool are the pld school glory hunting twats tbh. I'm from near nuneaton billy loads of em there. disgusting. That said few toon supporters about because of mining and that too.

This is called shutting the gate once the horse has bolted. This is the absolute fucking dregs

Quelle Surprise

The way Keys speaks is as if he's trying to be Steve Stifler looking hard in front of the lads. Its not like its just natural banter. Its really put on 'yeah im in football too eh? lads eh?' type stuff. Prize bellends the pair of 'em

Should all join together to morph into a giant robotic andy gray. do it Kasper!

He'd no doubt come out and smash it, like oh my god

Almost as much fun as setting peoples default web page to meatspin.com

Is that called an intra-peinous injection?

You gotta Bart me up, Bart me up so I never stop *Jagger Moves*

'Ahhh ConStucsious saaaay.....'

Statto bollocks aside. Theres an obvious detrimental difference to our team when the likes of jonas are out of it to when hes in it. Especially on the form he displayed yesterday. Very least of our worries

Yeah, whatever. Coloccini has scored double the goals of him in the premiership now, says it all really. http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4006/vendetta.th.jpg Says it all really

He has good feet. I don't agree with what HTT (I think) said that he's just another athlete with no ability that will end up in the lower leagues. If he can sort out his finishing he'll be an asset to us.

Tbf lennon is freakishly quick on the turn and has lightning quick feet on the ball. Makes it much more difficult to pinpoint one particular thing he should've done. Should be playing to the corners that late on...i'd have just snapped the little sod anyhow