Darth Crooks

very good but depressing all at the same time

a la Electric Six: Danger, Danger....Nile Ranger! With his touch... he's hard to miss. Danger, Danger....Nile Ranger! When he scores, it is bliss. ST8888 like a banana! Toon! Toon! Black and White Army etc.

They'll probably think tomorrow is our youth team "Smith? Nolan? Harper? Jonas? Who the f*** are these, they could have at least played the big guns like LuaLua and Tozer!" From what Hughton said wouldn't surprise me if we did see Lua Lua, I'm not convinced by him. Yes he's quick but he doesnt seem to have much else about him. Seems the only midfielders we produce nowadays are either s**** or s**** and fast like Alan o Brien. If the consensus is jonas is shit and so are a few the rest of midfield, don't have too many qualms about giving him a go tbh. Would save big Kev from knackering himself out so quickly so he can unleash hell properly in the 87th

We need to start making chants about his mam. We've been polite nows lets play hardball

Imagine if they did this to Wembley. Understandably and quite rightly the nation would go mental

SSN breaking news: Barry Moat buys pot to piss in... *cut to david craig outside empty SJP or whatever the fook its supposed to be *

Just read the wikipedia article and died a little inside :'(

If Butt and/or Geremi + Harewood play we'll struggle

Agreed. We do indeed have players who are far and away better than those in teams currently below us; Enrique, Collicini, S Taylor, Harper etc. but we equally have some players that wouldn't get near the first XI of those just below us; Butt, Geremi, Harewood etc. and this balancing act is why we're looking so shaky at times.

Theres no discussion to be had in my mind. He's one of the better players in the prem let alone the championship. put him at LB for ManUre n co. he'd still be the dogs.

Stadium rename probs is a bit tenuous though

I don't buy that every team in this league has a worse squad. Whetehr 'on their day' our squad is fantastic or not, play as consistently badly as we are and were bound to come unstuck. We won last night because of a premiership keeping performance and a freak goal. Doesn'tseem down to superior squad selection or tactics. It's absolutely baffling. I'm feeling exactly the same as the the OP.

true..players who play crap are easy targets and sometimes the sheep will follow the correct course. Even sheep can see donkeys when they're put in front of them. (confucious say...) Team selection and tactics are the biggest problem no doubt but players such as Butt and Harewood are too old/ineffectual and I get frustrated by it.

Harewood had 5 minutes during which all of the play was in our half man. thats my assessment of his time since he's been here, scored against qpr and hasn't tried or done anything else u see when he tried to control that ball on the counter attack, looked lazy imo He's garbage I can't believe its took this many games to dispute it. The man is clueless. Effort is irrelevant. He's a prime example of a player whos relied on brute force and pace and little else his playing career and now he's hit 30 is losing them. I've heard he had to be shouted at to do simple things such as marking whilst he was on the pitch. Think we made things a lot harder for ourselves with all 3 strikers on

Except Carroll scrores every once and a while which is kinda what a striker does Carroll has had the same relative success given his exposure to be fair. Carroll seems much more in favour

Ah fudge it, 2-0. why not....hope we maul em after they got jumped up about beating the kids. Marlon Harewood best turn it in tho. Its really pissing me off that he HAS to play in some capacity. It's like having a man sent off. Two with Butt on the pitch

Surely this business of being shit and winning is going to end? It's baffling.

Only listened on the radio but it seems safe to assume that it was another case of spawnyness after prolongued periods of shite?

What the fuck is goin on?

F'n told ya...sort of

Don't call it Cif Don't call it Tampax Don't call it Coke or Subway that's not my name, always St. James, always St. James Don't it Wimpy Don't call it Pepsi Don't call it Nike Just not the same, that's not its name, always St. James, always St. James loses a bit of vitriol but very different non?

Sounds good. Think calling him a FCB would be an own goal and alienate us from the rest of the country, so I think its important new songs are made up for this. Someone else mentioned to the tune of 'Ketsbia My Lord': St. James' always, St. James' St. James' always, St. James' St. James' always, St. James' Always St. James' Park Winter wonderland: Mike Ashley are you listenin Drop your pies & f*cuking listen Your not wanted here, get your fat arse in gear Drive back down the way you came here or something like that That's really good, last line needs changing though. Much better than the fat cockney b****** one, which is frankly cringe worthy as f***. End line: You'll never defeat Geordieland?

Was a student in sheffield for the last three years. The nursery tavern on ecclesall road by the renault garage should be a pretty safe bet and beer is dirt cheap. Is dead studenty area so shouldnt be too much bother. The marsdens pub by the train station always has a fair few away fans....went past when the smogs were away in me toon strip n got some considerable stick once.

Liverpool conceding to a beach ball...even against the Mackems

GONERRRRR!!