Darth Crooks

Aye I love what he wears, he looks like the club shop has been sick over him. It seems he cannot reach the middle ground...wear s*** loads of training gear or stark....bollock...nakedness

Nah. Never really rated him

a la Bob Marley Everybody singing... One love...en-krands Sayin get lovenkrands on the ball and it will be alrite

All you need is lovenkrands, da, da der der der

Loooking forward to the sky blue crew at half time

Shit halftime craic. Some bellend talking insessently and noone listening while they do some shite penalty shootout type game thats impossible to win.

I remember at that Carling cup game, that city had a midget that could thorw the ball the length of the pitch from a throw in Delap stylee. Might concede a cheap goal from that

That's a rubbish argument tbh. He was out of contract so obviously there was no fee, and the year before he joined Rangers he was being linked with Liverpool for a similar fee in a double deal with Cisse. Ramage and Cacapa will be overjoyed

To be perfectly fair, the area around the ground, on all sides, is pretty much 'it' regarding shitty run-down parts of Watford. It's not bad at all otherwise, just boring. Unfortunately though, I have to walk through West Watford every bloody day. Must've been there then. I've only been there once like. Newcastle does have its rough bits but we're not scousers ffs. ugh.

OOOOO-WEEE!! Cush-tee...Which on do Elton live in? Reckon he's on that penthouse with the attractive 'roof garden' full of aerials meself like

Joey Barton looks to be heading someway to earning this prestigeous title. Don't really get how Boumsong is third like, wasn't great but theres worse...Marcelino and his stupid finger

'Council houses?' Newcastle has its rough parts like but has anyone ever been to Watford? It must be the kebab house capital of the UK...dog rough. Although that title does have its advantages.

Cov are shite. 2-0 again. Same squad as today minus Nolan. Guthrie in the middle

Will be on Iplayer after the Championship nonsense show later tonight. Be quicker and easier watching SSN. Righteo, cheers. Just seen the pancrate goal.... takes the piss out those two defenders. Like a black cruyff. Only better

He may be pancake but he sure as hell doesnt look 'crepe'

I retract that prior statement before he bums me into next week. Keen to see pancrate like, hope he scores so we get shite headlines like 'happy pancrate day'

'Fuck off Elton John oh what can it mean...'

Tape in his boots explains the final ball then. They better watch out though. Jonas always gets his revenge

He'll do for decent cover. Just not Sol Campbell ffs.

Definition: 'ignorant adjective 1. lacking in knowledge or training; unlearned: an ignorant man. 2. lacking knowledge or information as to a particular subject or fact: ignorant of quantum physics. 3. uninformed; unaware. 4. due to or showing lack of knowledge or training: an ignorant statement.' Been ST holder for 17 years, so I think to be accused of being ignorant regarding Harper is incorrect. Nothing will stop me thinking that Harper is s***, and no, I am not a WUM. Also, if s*** for brains posters look at my original post, they will see that I didn't mention anything about selling him, I merely stated that I 'Would be delighted if he f***ed off.' Don't think we would get f*** all (from a Premiership club) for him! Fair enough then. Let all hope he f***s off for absolutely nowt quicksharp too

I'm not saying Xisco's better or worse. I just can't understand this ridiculous hype for Ranger (and his effort levels) when Xisco was called lazy and s****. Seems a better prospect to me. Just seems more naturally talented than the plodders I see around so much. Athletic with a good first touch and decent awareness and a lot of pace. I don't blame people for getting excited about a young lad who has potential to be effective after having so many journeymen and mercenaries at the club for so many years.

Don't really understand this Xisco/Ranger debate in the first place?

Crazy. With people like Carson and Robinson having been in contention, I don't see it as too big as jump. Robinson isn't even a championship keeper and Harper is still better than him. Even the the discussion wasn't about premiership quality, to sell him bceause you don't like him as a premiership keeper is insane.

No. Can we sign players who don't have baggage for once please? and similiarly related the cunt has a manbag. The dirty b@stards...

Surely to god its Marcelino?