Darth Crooks

I’d forgotten the way he said ‘we’re newcastle united’ as if we’re minnows. Fat capitalist scumbag.

Disrupt protest support seems likely.

'Be positive and everyone'll get what they want.' Wow mind blowing stuff Jamaal please impart more gems of wisdom. I know he's a footballer but ffs.

Exactly. I'm not expecting him to be flying Ashley/Trump balloons but fuck me what a lack of awareness or line toeing fed from cuntboy.

"As players you are on the pitch - and I'm not making excuses - when there's stuff going on off the pitch it can have an effect on you. "Personally speaking I think it is better when everybody comes together. "All that bad energy can turn to positive and everybody can get what they want." The more I read this the more infuriating it gets like - Everyone is not coming together, the problem. Your fucking employer isn't doing a single thing to do that. You're the captain and you want to concentrate on whats on the pitch. Fine. Shut the fuck up about aspects you clearly don't seem to understand despite being given the benefit of the doubt.

Protest reference implicit there. A pity - he's clearly not talking about his employers.

When you made this post, or where you're standing then? This is an important point of clarification. The instant I hear genuine news/confirmation - World foods aisle in Tesco, seminar at work. Dat worm getting burped.

That's great

I will wank where I stand if that happens

Or he’s just ripped all his pubes out

It’ll happen, circle the bowl like this all the time (or endeavour to) and it will happen. Only needs 2 seasons down there and it would change the complexion of finances entirely - and I don’t necessarily mean that makes him sell just that if he wants to keep banking on bouncing back every time it’ll backfire.

Timing is too weird.

That’ll please the Perezists in the crowd

Ian’s relapsing.

Clearly knows Rafas off then.

That 2nd goal build up and finish is wonderful. Can't remember last time I saw a strikers header as convincing as that in an NUFC shirt.

'Ah that's better. I feel like I really connected with those guys and they took that onboard. You did good today, Dubya. You did good.'

Dan Gosling 4 me lyk

Nice gif

That’ll be Dinho triggered...

Oh dear god. Terrible, it should be spackperson.

17m biggest signing a decade ago, 12m recently in today's market and an approximate average of about 6m per player or loans more recently and for some it's still 'well Rafa chose them on his list' Of course he had to - sign noone out of protest will he? We don't pay the going rate for players, hence we struggle. Simple as that.

Ye just giggsent understand