Ameritoon

I hate that so many of you are watching this fake tournament. Go read a book or do heroin or something productive.

Our first ever Gold Cup thread happening when the tournament is at its most irrelevant

I would love a player's strike but can't see it happening without a strong union or a contingent of star players who were behind the cause. Most players getting absolutely no education doesn't help with that.

He should have to wear his helmet on the touchline

Only been to Brighton for maybe 8 hours but I doubt I'll go back. Way too kitschy and rock beaches

I would.probably mark an attacker that close to goal but that's just me

Only someone who wears really cool coats would make this thread

Going to have to make the trip over for a CL game this time. Up the N-O Mags

We fucking love an anticlimactic CL qualification

Pathetic

Worst part about this is 2 more early kickoffs

Wonder what he did with all his old jeans

It's not technically on tv in the US either. They've chosen Southampton/Arsenal as the 4th game, granted more people might have access to Peacock than the SyFy channel

Kesta man you need to be in therapy

Hilarious

Safely midtable, a bit boring, but it'll please the shareholders. Bournemouth 0-0 Leicester Fulham 0-2 Man City Ipswich 1-0 West Ham Liverpool 3-1 Palace Man United 1-2 Villa Newcastle 3-0 Everton Forest 1-0 Chelsea Southampton 0-2 Arsenal Spurs 1-1 Brighton Wolves 2-1 Brentford

That was the worst thing I've ever heard

Good start from us, a goal will come if we keep it up.

Don't love Palace but refreshing to see not-Man City win. Eze in particular seems like a good guy.

Almost 60 years old and Parish is walking around with that haircut

Wow

Villa 2-0 Spurs Chelsea 1-1 Man United Everton 1-0 Southampton West Ham 1-2 Forest Brentford 0-0 Fulham Leicester 2-1 Ipswich Arsenal 0-2 Newcastle Brighton 0-1 Liverpool Palace 0-0 Wolves Man City 2-2 Bournemouth

It's a nice city

Shit what a finish