Ameritoon

Can't promote betting companies in mainland China I think

Genuinely the most joy I've gotten out this club since Rafa left

Imagine being such a failure of a football club you couldn't even pay for a Championship manager. Would love it if this falls through, not because it means Bruce wouldn't be our manager, but just see another inept attempt at even vaguely trying.

I like the idea of Man Utd thinking it's a good idea to try to buy a player with nine PL appearances but then being shocked when the suggested fee is huge. Anyway, back to not caring

Imagine watching the Premier League over the last decade and only wanting to hire a manager with PL experience. They want us relegated

Tbf if we ever do get taken over it would make perfect sense for a barber to be the first to announce it

Everyone knows the real way to settle this is letterbox defacement

Those subs were pretty atrocious. The team did exceed my expectations during the tournament though

Look at those arrogant celebrations

Good lad

Impressive how terrible Kroenke is

My only sporting joy

How the fuck did we get stuck with the worst fucking person owning our club

sale of Longstaff, Almiron, Perez, Shar, Dubravka and the appointment of Mark Hughes don't forget Colback coming back to captain the side

Obviously waiting on something to be confirmed

because nothing good happens to us

I must admit, I get properly 'triggered' by this phrase. a) he's a multi millionaire, his kids are already in that position, and their kids b) is that what all rich people want for their children, not to ever work and just sit round all day spending money they didn't earn? Seems a weird point of view for a guy like Benitez who loves work so much. a. it's still a significantly larger amount of money, perspective changes at different levels of income b. yeah I'd say that's pretty much what they want, it's how society works It's more a safety net than anything, and all it takes is a few years of discomfort. Not saying it didn't surprise me that he went to China, but I also understand it

Money definitely talked, but can we really blame someone for taking that kind of cash that sets up their children for the rest of their life? I don't think less of him for it

They've very particular about which great mid-2000s PL era manager they want

Was expecting to see Orlovsky run out of the back of the endzone, so I'll take it

Nice to support a team who isn't an abject failure

It's a wire service similar to the Associated Press over here. Exists to cover stories which other outlets can pick up without having to spend money covering things they won't benefit from. It's pretty much the only media source in the UK I've definitely believed in the past, about as reliable as you can get

Miggy scored. Would be more fun if he played at an actual football club

Wait, where'd you go?