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The new Drogba.

Agree with this 100%. Over looking the fact he's a bell end, he has to be included in the squad and i'd even be looking to get him on in the second half.

Not a fucking hope.

Another couple of weeks of this shit, which i fully expect, and we're up to our arse in it. We've been bad all season but we're getting worse not better.

When will it end? Jesus Christ this is horrible.

Right lads, lets hump these lot and get the season going.

Simpson is arguably the most consistent passer of the ball we have.

It's you man, you're a Jonah!

This will all be forgotton about in 12 games time when we're flying at home and in europe, pushing for a champions league place and Pardew is Jesus in a suit.

Eighty grand a week probably cushions the blow mind.

I'd honestly rather start Ranger.

Sammy was crap, Fergie was a bit better.

It's coz she's street innit, would be better off with wor Nile tbh - he'd blow her tiny little mind Talking like that just makes people appear retarded though.

His ex is way better looking than Tulisa. And that text talk shite that Tulisa uses totally fucking baffles me.

I want Pardew to do a mike bassett style four four fucking two press conference. No seriously on saturday i'm expecting to either get beat, or turn the proverbial corner. With a convincing win and two goals for cisse. Either that or i piss myself.

On the subject of little runs... i have a kidney stone problem at the minute and need the bog every ten minutes. Could get interesting in the Milburn.

I recall saying at the time the Bolton game had reached a point where everyone in the ground was so frustrated it was like Hatem just said "fuck this, give me the damn ball". Like a kid on a playground. That's how it felt anyway.

I'd rather start with 10 players than give a Obertan a go.

I want to meet the guy who thinks hoying four current first division clubs into the spl is a good idea.

Wouldn't be surprised considering they charged us £45 for a League Cup game. Bizarrely enough i've just deleted a load of emails, one of which was me flogging a ticket for man united away '06/'07 and it was £18. Inflation huh?

Yeah i do. Where i live most folk are split between man united and liverpool. The liverpool fans are constantly bitching about how shit they are, i mean fuck me it's only 7 years since they were champions of europe. That does my head in. I can remember mid '90s when we were absolutely flying, we were going into almost every game expecting to win, When mid table sides came to our place we knew (and they knew too) they couldn't live with us. That was a very special time and something i'd love to experience again, plus the football itself was sublime. We will win a trophy in my lifetime though, and i think it's possible the planet could shift on it's axis when that happens.

I wouldn't rather support anyone. I remember being 5 down at old trafford a few years back, my manc mate who was in the home end texted me saying "i wish i was over there with you lot". Sums us up really.

Your assumptions are exactly what i'm after. I'd have Ba and Cisse fighting for the central slot, or let Ba start then move him onto the left when Cisse comes on.

Me neither. Mind i wasn't there.

Leon Osman called up. Good shout Woy! I can't believe he's 31 though.