The Bard of Byker

Don't like that title.

Hmmm. Good luck Yohan!

That's not Cabaye's neck (or body).

We should give De Jong a chance, imo. De Jong are de future, after all.

I note that Luuk refuses to wear a seatbelt in the earlier pics, despite a 'SEAT BELTS MUST BE WORN' notice being placed in plain view. I fear we've got another ill-disciplined type on our hands here.

Recall Campbell!

I want to feel like this but i still love him Like a girlfriend you picked up who wasn't all that great looking at the start, but then developed into an absolute beauty. She then realises she can now do better and cheats on you but you take them back because they are gorgeous, everything seems fine again yet out the blue they do the dirty on you again! When she finally decides to break it off for good, you can’t help but still want them back even though they've hurt you so much but you know they'll never come back...fuck i'm broken :'( Come on Brett, get a grip son. You need a pint of ale and a loose woman.

sunderland are shite http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/03/26/article-1261027-08E2D7DD000005DC-749_468x286.jpg Wahey!

They'll get thrashed and will go on a barren run shortly after. Fear not.

? Blanked me after a tackle when tried to say sorry if you got caught. Then at full time whent put my hand out to shake your hand at full time and tyou just turned your sholder and walked away. I didn't blank you at all. I turned round and gave you what for because you came through the back of me for absolutely no reason. If I'd have seen you offering to shake my cock I would have. http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/208/e/2/meme_mr__bean_png_by_mfsyrcm-d58vvez.png

Think him and Remy would be great. http://static.wine-searcher.net/images/labels/67/85/remy-martin-coeur-de-cognac-france-10356785.jpg

Di Canio Mk II.

Tim Vickery just said hes clumsy as hell and wouldnt be good in the PL. Should get them a few more OG's

The smoke bomb was set off before Cisse scored.

He had a silky eye and a good leg on him. Farewell, old chum.

From the latest 'We can sureviva marra FTM' thread on The Dark Place: Beautifully put

Gagielka?

DVD out next Christmas: 'FFS Shola!'

Goal me gently.

We want goal! We need goal!

They're down.

And how's he got his heavily tattooed nob all the way up there?

Pardew getting to you mate? I'd rather focus on hurting Stoke than worrying about Ireland http://img.thesun.co.uk/aidemitlum/archive/01428/SNN2423A2G--532_1428114a.jpg I'm still not sure how he's doing that with his legs.

5under1and are 5hite.

Woodman charged with improper conduct: http://www.thefa.com/news/governance/2013/dec/osvaldo-and-woodman-charged http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f70/DeadlyMangoChutney/alan-partridge-shrug-o1.gif