The Bard of Byker

Aye, the card you used to pay for the ticket(s). I don't think they'll give them to your mate without your card.

How is your bad elbow, mate? Still not changed your doctor then? I have absolutely no idea what you mean He he, it's an old (and, admittedly, shit) joke. I'm implying that your doctor is a perv who fiddles with your bum unnecessarily.

How is your bad elbow, mate? Still not changed your doctor then?

'Are you priests? This is a priests-only forum'.

He was just getting warmed up!

Worth a view:

"FIRE IN THE EYES! FIRE IN THE EYES!"

http://db2.stb.s-msn.com/i/57/4D6163C7092C64169384C22C7A842.jpg 'Gomez done brilliant for Bayern, he'll score a good few goals for Noocarsel...'

Sometimes it's difficult to get players over the line. The line is sometimes too far away, or too big. A big line can be a problem. Sometimes a player can be too big. Big in money or wages. We wasn't able to do this one.

Looks Loïc a Rémydy to our striking conundrum might be just around the corner.

Most would pick Remy.

Aye, what a mess. The story behind it is here: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2484001/Teenage-girl-sues-after-waking-up-with-56-tattoo-stars-on-her-face.html

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00826/Kim-280_826323a.jpg

I'd have no problem with that.

Throw in a season-long loan of Shola to sweeten the deal.

It's got a bit of this about it: http://wonkette.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jesus-monkey.jpeg

3, 2, 5, 4, 1

'Beeeew, why aren't our forrins as good as the mags, heeeew? FTM marra, 9-1, Di Canieew out!'

It demonstrates a misunderstanding of chronic alcoholism to speak of a 'solution'. If you're in the state Gazza's in then, bluntly, there is no solution. Support from family/friends combined with therapy and medication is as good as it gets. You can't pop a vulnerable person away for 90 days on their own and expect them to emerge 'fixed'. It just doesn't work.

There's no other option but treatment. 'Locking [him] up' is an inhumane (and, as I'd expect you to know, impracticable) response, as is leaving him to his own devices.

Aye, he's meant to be standing up straight in that exercise.

Koné but not forgotten.

Has this got anything to do with Perch going the other way, perhaps?

That's how we roll. http://www.wonga-discount-code.com/uploads/wonga-the-blog-post-image.jpg 'What's that? You don't want to come here? Tough shit'.