The Bard of Byker

Too competent, man. Kone: "Hello, is that Mr. Kinnear?" Kinnear: "No" Kone: "I've signed for Everton" Kinnear: "Hello?"

Why settle for that, though? Why not improve the defence by getting rid of Willo and bringing in someone better? Douglas can't be much worse, doesn't cost much, and might even chip in with a goal now and then. Where's the ambition to improve, I ask ye? Eh? Eh? EEEEEEH?

Eh? Do you not remember, man? http://www.thenewsgrind.com/news/uk-news/newcastle-united-to-sell-fans-extra-stripes-for-new-kit/

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Just chillin'. http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2004_Mail_Order_Wife/004MOW_Adrian_Martinez_020.jpg

While they've got their overalls on they should clean the windows of the Gallowgate Upper. They're an absolute disgrace.

Remember this horror? http://www.offthepost.info/wp-content/uploads/Bolton-home-kit-2011-2012.png Bit like our new home one, really.

Young Campbell on the bench there.

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He's better by definition. More experienced and playing in a better league. He's maddeningly inconsistent, though.

"The two Puma King stripes reflect the fans loyalty to the club, which is appreciated by all." No honestly, that's actually what they have written What a load of meaningless guff. This is quite interesting:

Two stripes (departing from Adidas's three - wasn't there a family fallout at the heart of Puma and Adidas - previously one company - becoming separate companies?) is a Puma trademark. We'll have them as well - nailed on.

and get us transfer embargoed for talking to the player without permission from his club Hmmm. That's a fair point you raise. I officially withdraw this suggestion. Sorry for wasting everyone's time.

Dekka needs to get down there, get Andy in the pub, then whip out his nob a contract when they've had about 8 pints.

Has Pardew's post-match interview been posted on the BBC website? I can't see it.

It's going to be a tree. On a hinge. With a pulley.

Good God. Hoping to scrape a win against Q P sodding R. We've fallen a long way.

Wigan are tiring.

fak u wogan

Surely it's not that bad?

Are you sure it's Sagna?

I don't think they will care, one of my arsenal supporting mates said the kits can look tank tops for all i care due to how much money is involved Arsenal Home, 2013/14 http://www.ukcheapdesigner.com/images/623/13372702041.jpg