The Bard of Byker

Nice, but a bit http://acimg.auctivacommerce.com/imgdata/0/1/9/3/9/7/webimg/3670669.jpg

I thought the King was more into his 'champagne football' (whatever the f*** that is).

http://www.rojeleather.com/images/ostrich/ostrich-skin-leather_sm.jpg 'How can Newcastle Ostrich find a win today?'

Am I an ostrich?

In light of the fact that Carver regularly communes with the spirits of the dead, perhaps it should read: John Carver felt presence in Newcastle reserve game Ehehehehehehehe.

I'm in Total agreement. We need a Welcome Break from this debate. Esso boring. Agreed, continuing this crude debate is fuelish in my eyes. I'm sure there's Moto come.

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Oles from Bradford

Ken Barlow Jr.

Pardew Jr.

I'm feeling sad all over.

Yes Tim!

I think the Palace fans equate being around for hundreds of years with persistence.

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If ther is one then surely everyone will be going as slow as they can. One hand on the handlebars, apple in mouth.

If you're gonna gan, just gan, man.

Sounds like 'And tree gears away' to me.

Carvdew out.

A boom boom boom, alemme hear you say wayo... wayo.

This a giggs? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/competitions/premier-league/11341843/Revealed-The-most-boring-sides-in-Premier-League-history-in-pictures.html

Will someone delete the full stop at the end of the title, please? It's unnecessary.

Is he drinking Olivio?

I've heard that Colo thing before. It wouldn't surprise me, with this lot in charge.

Fuck off pot hunter. Well there's no need for that!

Gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dawg would hump ya.