The Bard of Byker

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4. Time to polish your brass ringpiece.

We'll batter them. Bring it on, you red nincompoops!

Lubomir Satka?

We'll batter them.

Come on, you lovely maroon bastards.

Should have gone at half time, arf arf.

CaBYE

THE GOUFF THE GOUFF THE GOUFF IS ON FIRE

Debuchy to wang one in with his wanger.

No more Somen Tchoyi 2-2

spot on marra 9-1 FTM

Remember that time when Pardpoo complained that we'd been more 'flat bitter' (wtf is that, anyway?) than champagne? What have we been supping on this season then, Alan? A bucket full of widdle punctuated by a solitary, bobbing turd, that's what.

Lois getin kikced in bum.

I've said it once, and I'm afraid I'll have to say it again: Alan Poopoo.

Reminds me of this: http://i48.tinypic.com/aaep8n.jpg

http://topnews.in/files/Kim-Jong-Un.jpg THIS SPORTING POSTURING AND ARROGANCE IS IRRELEVANT. COMMENCE DIVINE WINDS OF FIRE.

Tiote's gonna score!

VERY INTERESTING, DAVIDE, VERY INTERESTING

What's the world coming to when you can't even go down to the 8 park for fear of being iifed?

Think the lad may have a disability. :/ Just to clear things up - that's my dad, and he's absolutely fine now.

BOO-RENDAN! BOO-RENDAN!

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3-1. Gouffran to score.