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Ironically, this is small-time as fuck

The commentators in Pakistan have dubbed his style of football as "Nobby Ball"

Gameweek 8 - deadline Saturday 18th October at 12.30 Forest 1 v 3 Chelsea Brighton 1 v 1 Newcastle Burnley 2 v 1 Leeds Palace 2 v 2 Bournemouth Man City 3 v 0 Everton Sunderland 1 v 1 Wolves Fulham 1 v 3 Arsenal Spurs 1 v 1 Villa Liverpool 4 v 1 Man United West Ham 1 v 0 Brentford

The side show is over, back to the real stuff.

🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 15/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 4 - 430 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 2️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ Shot 2 - 1️⃣7️⃣5️⃣ Shot 3 - 6️⃣4️⃣ Shot 4 - 5️⃣7️⃣ Shot 5 - 4️⃣5️⃣ Shot 6 - 1️⃣8️⃣ Shot 7 - 6️⃣ Shot 8 - 2️⃣ 🎉 Score: +4 ⏰ 3 minutes 51 seconds https://goalf.app

And that's a bad thing why?

Elanga apparently shouted "The f****** system has to go" in the tunnel at full time yesterday.

🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 14/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 5 - 540 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 2️⃣6️⃣0️⃣ Shot 2 - 2️⃣0️⃣8️⃣ Shot 3 - 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ Shot 4 - 5️⃣4️⃣ Shot 5 - 3️⃣ 🎉 Score: (0) Par ⏰ 2 minutes 9 seconds https://goalf.app

That would have been incredible if that had gone in from Northern Ireland.

What sort of player do we reckon Meunie is? I'm thinking a slightly frustrating and diminutive winger, who scores atleast one worldie a season

You're going to have to explain that one for me chief.

My guy, he was just making a benign comparison in a flippant manner. Its not that deep

Well them last few pages are tedious. Its pretty simple really, and i'm kind of stating the obvious here. The club didn't cover its self in a whole lot of glory (mainly by appointing Mitchell), we could have done things differently, and sorted the situation with a more positive outcome, and dealt with the issue before it came to a head, but the club made the best out of a bad situation by getting a Premier League record sale, and by signing two quality replacements that should sort us out for the next few years. Isak, who would have been a legend at the club if he left under any other circumstance, acted like he was gods gift to men, like we should be glad he decided to grace us with his presence, and thought that he was bigger that his team and the club, he spat on the fans, spat on his team mates, and set a torch to everything he had done at the club. So the club can learn from the ordeal, there is hopefully an audit happening to see what lessons can be learnt from the whole summer, as it was far from ideal, but frankly, good riddance he's gone, he's a cunt, and its early days, but the tentative signs are that we're going the be better off in the long run for him leaving, and hopefully his lazy contemptuous arrogant attitude continues at Liverpool, where he'll fit in nicely. I'll be cheering every goalless game he has, every miss he has, and every time Salah takes on a shot alone instead of passing to him. Oh, and also he's more of a CEC than a CEO. Chief Executive Cunt.

🏌️‍♀️Goalf🏌️‍♂️ 🗓️ 13/10/2025 🗓️ 🎯 Par 3 - 235 Yards ⛳️ Shot 1 - 2️⃣1️⃣3️⃣ Shot 2 - 2️⃣3️⃣ Shot 3 - 1️⃣ 🎉 Score: (0) Par ⏰ 1 minutes 3 seconds https://goalf.app

The shot map for Portugal Vs Ireland is hilarious.

"Pursuit led by Eddie Howe" I very much doubt that John

Why?

I'm not normally one to moan about people leaving early, but Wembley is 2/3rds empty before extra-time was announced. That's mental.

That could be a massive goal for Scotland.

I've just turned it on, has it been this deathly silent throughout? And where all the empty seats like that in the first half, or are they all just due to people coming back from half time late?

Austria could be on to beat the biggest win in World Cup qualifiers, which was set by Norway last month when they beat Moldova 11-1. Austria are currently 6-0 up at halftime against San Marino.

Like fuck am I watching that

Lower league commentary is so much better then Drury et all, much more authentic, they've just sent about 2 minutes chatting about a dropped laptop and when someone spilt pie and mash over another, completely ignoring a sub happening