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I got: Home: Inter Atalanta Marseille Celtic Away: Barcelona Villarreal Ajax Ferencvaros

Clubs putting out statements like they're a government department when a decision doesn't go their way is one of the worst things about modern football, you're a Sports clubs, fucking act like it.

Surely that's Matty Cash's who's cost them? I know he went into Hojland like a fucking idiot, but it was all because of Cash's shit backpass.

Emery loves winning the Europa League so much he was willing to lose against the worst Man United side in 50 years just so he can qualify for it next season, fair play.

Scenes in Croatia as Rijeka win the league for only the second time in their history:

Me seeing that clip of the disallowed goal:

22 losses this season, Leeds went down with less a few years ago

I think Douglas said it was something like £60M.

Eddies record against promoted sides over the last 3 seasons: Won: 14 Drew: 3 Lost: 1

This season has obviously been poor for him, but thats mainly due to his body just giving up on him, which isn't really his fault, so its the right time for him to leave, but he's been a crucial player for us over the last 5 years, especially in that 4th season (He scored 18 goals that season), and in the survival seasons the years prior to that. Being the second highest goal scorer for the club in the Premier League era is no joke. So i'll always remember him fondly. The average sexy-ness of the squad just got a lot lower.

Come August, when we're all hunched round the TV looking at who we're facing in the Champions League. No fucker if remember the last 90 minutes.

Newcastle Specific Player of the Season: Tonali Young player of the season (21 or lower): Hall Season to forget: Longstaff Most Improved: Murphy Unsung Hero: Livramento Signing of the Season: Osula Goal of the season: Isak vs Liverpool @ SJP Moment of the season: Burn Goal at Wembley Low point of the season: 4-2 loss vs Brentford Manager rating (Out of 10): 10 Season rating (Out of 10): 10 - Best in my lifetime easily Premier League Specific Player of the Season: Salah Young player of the season (21 or lower): Dean Huijsen Manager of the Season: Howe Season to forget: Man United Best Non-NUFC Moment: Palace winning the FA Cup

Go on then, you know the dril: Newcastle Specific Player of the Season: Young player of the season (21 or lower): Season to forget: Most Improved: Unsung Hero: Signing of the Season: Goal of the season: Moment of the season: Low point of the season: Manager rating (Out of 10): Season rating (Out of 10): Premier League Specific Player of the Season: Young player of the season (21 or lower): Manager of the Season: Season to forget: Best Non-NUFC Moment:

What a season. What an achievement.

What a weird feeling celebrating a defeat. Thank to absolute fuck Man United decided to show up one time this season The Chammmmpiooons.

Well, i'm glad I don't need to ever worry about this game ever again. What a shite performance.

Can I surprise you. I've always liked Man United.

Frustrating half, feel like they have the numbers in the middle of the park. I would go back to 443, and bring Willock and Trips on for Botman and Willock/Miley.

Bournemouth 2 v 0 Leicester Fulham 1 v 1 Man City Ipswich 2 v 1 West Ham Liverpool 2 v 2 Palace Man United 1 v 3 Villa Newcastle 1 v 1 Everton Forest 1 v 1 Chelsea Southampton 0 v 2 Arsenal Spurs 0 v 3 Brighton Wolves 2 v 2 Brentford

I'm pleased for Leah Williamson because reasons.

You can add one of Stuttgart or Arminia Bielefeld to the list too from tonight's Pokal final. Hopefully Betis, Inter and Reims get added too.

Well in Aberdeen Each of their penalties were outrageous as well.

Anything is possible naturally, but Leicester and Southampton both came up last season having just had long spells in the top flight, with Leicester having won the League and FA Cup not that long ago, and they've both come up and had historically bad seasons, with a much much higher base than Sunderland. It will be a massive struggle for them next season, especially given their squad is so young.

I mean, based on that, they don't have a fucking chance next season, and a good chunk of their budget will be on that Le Fee, but to be honest, i'm so fucking glad Sheff United arn't coming back up, at least Sunderland adds something, a bit of intrigue and spice, whereas Sheffield United, with Wilder, are unrelentingly boring, and tedious.