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Why are Man City and Spurs coming out like an early 2000's punk rock band?

Signing a random 18 year old Brazilian I have no knowledge of

Fulham looking to offload Mbabu.

What was with Olise's celebration by the way? Scored an absolute worldie in the last minute against a "big" team, and he looks like he's just been asked to read a thesis about carboard

Zaha man, need to at the very least get a shot off there.

Outrageous that.

That could be a red like.

I actually don't think that is a pen to be honest, McTominay has tried to buy it and gone down really easily, so can see why it wasn't given. That said, i'd probably say the exact opposite if it was going to be for NUFC

Anyone else's audio gone to shite here?

And then this impressionable good son, left an impression when his younger brother came around 27 years ago

Is Jarvo that prick that ran onto the pitch and pretended to bowl several times during the England Vs India test series last year? If so

For something that must have taken some planning, the production value here is unbelievably shit.

Impressive shithousery that

Was just thinking the same, I have the think long and hard to recall something monumental from a previous season, like Bruno's winner against Leicester for example. My head would explode if I had toremember all them individual moments off the top of my head.

I'll do you one further, a comparison of stats back to 2010.

After half a season (19 games) last year, we'd only won one game, this season we've only lost one. Weirdly, we have the exact same amount of draws (8). We had -23 goal difference at this point last season, and have +22 goal difference this year.

It all started with £35m for Andy Carroll tbh

Liverpool 1 v 1 Chelsea Bournemouth 1 v 2 Forest Leicester 0 v 3 Brighton Southampton 1 v 1 Villa West Ham 2 v 0 Everton Palace 0 v 2 Newcastle Leeds 2 v 1 Brentford Man City 2 v 0 Wolves Arsenal 1 v 1 Man United Fulham 2 v 1 Spurs