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Guess we'll just have to sign him on a pre-contract for when his contract ends in the summer then. Shame.

This is probably 90% bullshit, but it's an amusing thread nonetheless.

Is Gordon leaving Everton, their Given leaving moment circa us 2008?

I know what you're saying, but people were saying similar about Howe when we appointed him in a similar position.

Good business this, there has to be a balance between the handsomeness of Wilson, Schar and Botman, and the hard weathered looks of Targett and Longstaff. We've been lacking in the later for a while now, so I approve of this.

If its a structured deal, where its payments over X period, as well as containing certain add-ons, then £45m is a probably a decent deal, especially if he's here for a prolonged period of time. He's not a signing that gets the blood pumping, but feel like it'll be a very smart one long term.

Dyche always seemed the obvious choice from the outset, they should have done it on Monday after Lampard had left, would have given him an full extra week of training. As seem to be the case Everton are so shite and mismanaged, that they didn't have that forethought. Thought @Neil

I don't know why, but it always felt like his appointment had disaster written all over it, surprised it unravelled this quickly mind.

Really good signing for them.

He's only played 5 times, and Hamilton are sitting bottom of the Scottish Championship, so guessing its not going particularly well.

Does this not amuse you?

Of course you all do...

Does anyone want an embedded tweet to get the adrenaline pumping?

I really hope that isn't a template we use if we go to Adidas, had enough of thick stripes.

Did emery have an actual go at Eddie? Have no recollection of that, can vagally remember him saying that he was concerned about the culture at the club if they where picking two different style of managers.

Why are Burnley now the coolest fuckers in the Football League?

Fonseca? Currently managing 6th placed Lille in France.

Getting this guy for £2m, 4x £2m over four years was absolute incredibly business, Dan Ashworth