Dyeyzzon

Guess I’m ordering pizza tonight

Even pulls out a Shearer after scoring I’m really proud of how hard he’s worked to turn it around

Great video but I hope we would not use the font of memes for the video thumbnails

I feel he’d have been called up for England had he stayed fit till the end. Still only 23, his time will come.

Player of the Season: Trippier Most Improved Player of the Season: Murphy Most Disappointing Player: Targett Signing of the Season: Botman Goal of the Season: Almiron v Fulham Assist of the season: Willock v Spurs Game of the Season: 3-3 vs City (for the entertainment), 6-1 vs Spurs (for the performance) Moment of the Season: Bruno's goal vs Brighton to all but seal top 4 Manager rating out of 10: 10 Season rating out of 10: 9 (just losing the cup final and a few draws which could have been wins, but it's been the best season I've seen in 16 years of supporting us)

Jamal Lewis.

Ah man would've been special from Miley

Go on Miley

Finally a Wilson sighting

Tbf we only need it when we play the mackems, so it's probably been gathering dust

Or get Enciso to wind him up

Need to take the chances - we're getting tons of it against this Chelsea.

Ah right

I'd like it to finish this way, though Leicester have more assets to target in the transfer windows tbh. Miggy ffs

England U21s tbf

Targett getting burned out there

Schär's hollywood balls are on point today.

Tried this, not the most keen on a black patch

I think this goal is up there among NUFC goals that made me well up. This, Tiote’s, and Bruno’s recent fourth v Brighton - all for different reasons. Desperate for Jonas to feature in some ‘Newcastle Legends XI’ like we did for Harper’s testimonial. Would not surprise me if he could still do the full 90.

Team of the season: Pope, Trippier, Saliba, Stones, Zinchenko, De Bruyne, Odegaard, Bruno G, Saka, Haaland, Salah Player of the season: Haaland Young player of the season (under 24, choose a different player if they're also your player of the season): Saka Manager of the season: Howe Underrated players of the season: Dunk, Ramsey, Longstaff, Gundogan (relative to KdB he doesn’t get enough credit), Mbuemo, Palhinha Overrated players of the season: De Gea (golden glove should really be least goals conceded rather than most clean sheets imo), van Dijk (past it), Maddison, Mount (tbh the entire Chelsea team could slot in nicely here)

Up there with the Brentford away game in terms of finding a way to win when we needed it.

I cried after that 4th goal man. Ah, this team.

I like how Trippier, Burn and even Botman etc are all in there to try to calm the likes of Bruno when they’re about to lose it. Pays to have those leaders in the heat of battle.

Eddie’s consistency vs De Zerbi’s rotation policy. Going to be an interesting one.

Two types of fans in that clip - the "if you don't laugh you'll cry" and the "take it out on the gaming chair". Love it.