Froggy

Good. All I pictured was:

It really, really irks me that people think the likes of Mourinho returning has anything to do with him retiring.

No.

Keane would have destroyed Shearer.

He's getting me every time with those.

I still have no idea if SEMTEX is American or not.

Nah man. Our team is brutal. Nobody to choose from. There's nowt Irish about me.

Nah man. Our team is brutal. Nobody to choose from.

If it was competitive England would fold. Easy win for the Irish.

David Forde is a hero.

It's impossible too. Some sham tried to tell me he won the CL with Newry in it without cheating. Utter bollocks. Wasn't you was it?

I've thought about this sort of thing before. Imagine the likes of Newry City when they still existed. If I were a billionaire and was willing to spend a large chunk of my fortune on the club, what players do you think would realistically come and play in the Northern Irish league? How far would it actually get them like. I can remember Shelbourne holding Deportivo to a 0-0 years ago. Imagine getting Newry into the group stages of the CL.

I think it's a breath of fresh air for the sport. 5,000 very happy people.

No taxes as well mind boggles. €270,000 a week, untaxed.

The fuck. Didn't he cost about £50m a year ago? Surely they could spend better than that.

It's as good as we can hope for really. 2-1 to us.

One of the best matches I ever watched was our 1-1 draw with Germany in the 2002 World Cup. Our school put it on the big screen in the assembly hall and when Keane scored the last minute equaliser the place erupted. It was a fantastic moment. His last minute penalty against Spain in the knockouts was special as well and then ended in devastation in the shootout.

Stevenage 3 - Newcastle 1.

Cunt.

Loved that game. Vieira arguing with Neville at the beginning and Keane putting him in his place. John O'Shea attempting a ridiculous lob with his bad foot too. He was dumbfounded when he scored.

I suggest watching De Geas distribution. It's literally incredible.

What if you go 1-0 down in a game and a drastic tactical change is needed? Everybody huddle up on the sidelines and vote? What if it was a tie, who decides on the deciding vote etc. Also the guy on the sidelines would feel pretty worthless if people were making his/her decisions. It would be a good idea for picking the starting line-up, as the fans know what is best most of the time, but for in game tactical decisions it would be a shambles. There are probably going to be some clubs who try for joint managers again, but it's been shown to be a mistake in the past.

I know everybody cares loads, but it turns out this is actually on minutes played and he will be allowed to go for €18m at the end of the season. Would be perfect for Man Utd as long as they don't coach the flair out of him. He is exactly what we need. If we signed him I'd be ecstatic. I think he'll stay though.