Froggy

Over 2.5 for our game, Newcastle and City. 6/1.

I'll prontonise the copper right up the throat if he even thinks of being prontonising towards me, man. How about stop being a bitch and start dishing out Dominos vouchers to all of us!

Merry Christmas lads. Christmas mornin here in Australia and it's nice and cold. Delighted! Everybody stay safe, drink responsibly and no matter what you do, don't grab a cop by the throat, no matter how prontonising they are. 2014 - The year of United. Interpret as you wish!

GW18: Hull 0-3 Man Utd Aston Villa 2-1 Crystal Palace Cardiff 1-1 Southampton Chelsea 3-1 Swansea Everton 2-0 Sunderland Newcastle 2-1 Stoke Norwich 1-0 Fulham Tottenham 3-2 West Brom West Ham 1-2 Arsenal Man City 3-1 Liverpool

wat Shit.

Don't do it to yourself, mate. Should I be thinking about it? Im looking at our next two fixtures and thinking we could be within 4 or 5 points by the time we play Spurs in January. Europe is still the priority of course.

And then the gap was 8 points...

Nastasic is on his way to becoming one of the best CB's in the league as well. Kompany is still only 27 as well. That's going to be a brilliant partnership.

Because there's no chance of it happening... Famous last words.

Fucker, I don't think I can go through with that pain again. I will drink my own piss if you finish above us though.

I've been looking at the Christmas period beforehand. I said on here a few weeks ago that we had five games coming up which we should get 12 points from. Newcastle were included and if we were to lose one that's the one I thought it would be. I expect us to beat Hull and Norwich. If we do we should be within 6 or 7 points of top spot. I'm just happy to be picking up points.

Any of you think Newcastle can finished above Man United this year? Seriously, honest question.

Two screamers as well.

Just a niggle it looks like. It shouldn't keep him out. Let's hope anyway, for different reasons.

You're right. clutching at straws would be more like it. I'm happy with any sort of win when your first choice central defenders are injured, your best midfielder is injured and your best striker is injured. Quite a young team on the pitch. The future is bright.

"This is better" = wanking. Come on now.

Such a talent is Januzaj. This is better.

Danny. Goal machine.

GW17: Liverpool 3-0 Cardiff Crystal Palace 1-1 Newcastle Fulham 1-3 Man City Man Utd 3-0 West Ham Stoke 1-0 Aston Villa Sunderland 1-1 Norwich West Brom 2-1 Hull Southampton 1-1 Tottenham Swansea 1-2 Everton Arsenal 0-0 Chelsea

I took the captaincy off Suarez this week and gave it to Lampard, and made Terry vice captain. Expected a rout for Chelsea with a clean sheet to boot. Terry got 4 as captain. Still, Suarez saved me in my head to heads.

What central midfielders are available in January I wonder. No chance of it, but I'd take Alonso in a heartbeat.

Alright lads you will be two points ahead of us by the end of the day as things stand. Relax.

And some people don't rate Welbeck.

The difference Rooney makes is ridiculous. His cross field passing is insane and gives us an instant threat from the wing.

Goal machine Danny Welbeck. Get in.