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If Richard Energy telt is grass was blue I’d believe him.

I think it's a clear wind up at this point like.

You know what's worse than being a new page wanker? A last post on the last page wanker.

In fairness to her she comes across as far more grounded in her Guardian interview from 2008. "I'm just grateful to have been given the opportunities I've had so far. It's not about money — it wouldn't matter if I was making £8 million or £200 million."

She's never came across as anything other than a raging tory like She probably secretly wants all of us exterminated, but that's fine as long we buy a new striker.

Fuck the transfers, bid the entire £600m

I am disappointing she doesn't sound like a Dingle I'll be honest.

missed that

I'll never understand why the literal Champions of England hired that weird non-entity of a man.

If he wasn't winding you up then he probably fits into the category of "special".

I've honestly never had one that I can remember, maybe when I was 5 or something but I wouldn't know. Just always assumed they were Snickers without nuts. I'm not a massive fan of chocolate though.

Is it canny rapey that I've never had a Mars Bar before?

"Never felt appreciated" Like setting fire to a house and being miffed afterwards as to why the owners think you're a massive cunt.

How is it even possible to get 8 points from 12 games in that league ffs.

Him being denied a goalscoring opportunity decides the card, not whether it's a penalty or not. If being denied a goalscoring opportunity had any bearing on whether a foul happened there would literally never be any freekicks given 10 yards outside the box and beyond.

it's sheer sense of disbelief and bewilderment he exhibits in every sentence that does it for me like, it's a writing style I don't think anyone has taken before him.

I like Hayden (and he obviously scored) but we lack too much up top and on the wings to not be playing both Merino and Shelvey imo. I think they’ll both be back in for Palace.

Yeah I thought he was fine although I agree with Rich on his marking for their second.

To my unqualified eye it just seems like he needs to be completely removed from the first team for a while to build up his fitness and confidence. The cameos just seem to be holding him back.

Yeah I think he needed to be putting Gabbiadini onto his right foot there, not guiding him inside onto his strongest foot for a free shot on goal. Maybe someone else could have done better to get across and give him a hand like.

If the ball is still in play and you hack someone down or greatly impede them it's a penalty. It doesn't matter if his intention was to hoof it out of the ground.

His run for the goal shows exactly what we need him (and our number 9) to be doing like, it's proper annoying we don't see it more often.

Great header at the end.

Just a completely pointless penalty to give away like. Fucking daft.