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This sloppyness was apparent last season too, we pretty much need a new team like.

Big Boot

who's Douglas support again, Bradford?

"Tyneside Man meets with board of directors, what happened next will blow you away."

It's been the worst transfer window I can remember, easily. We've had less active windows but not with a squad this poor.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKRBrojqFX4 57 seconds - Joseluuuuuuuu. Cannot get it out my head.

It's hard to say where Shelvey would rank because of his attitude and the fact he keeps doing shite like this, he's quite obviously one of our best players though.

It's one of the most blatant red cards you'll ever see. The referee was watching him as he purposefully stood on Alli's ankle

Aye, for some reason I was apprehensive of a takeover like. No idea why.

Legitimately the most unexciting signing ever but we're desperate for another striker.

We've played one game against Tottenham man

Meh, it's just a load of bairns.

Aye, I'm getting proper bored of the constant over-reactions like. We need to hope Merino can fill in because without him our midfield is laughable.

Kane calculated the angles in his head and executed his plan to perfection.

Why does that exist?

That's probably a body double, he's probably deed.

I'm choosing to go with this.

I understood the Ben Arfa mentalists.

I'm still completely bewildered as to what the fuck was going through his head like It's Suarez levels of stuidity. He needs to see somebody like.

Kane's was obviously worse but there was no mallace to it, just shite. Shelvey randomly just decided to throw the game by being an absolute fruit loop.

Game's hillarious

It's absolutely mesmerising how fucking thick he is like.

Shelvey is a fuckng utter moron like

Gayle and no Diame