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That's ClickHole stuff ffs

"amazing Rafa Benitez story"

It's 55,000 screaming Jawdees, and another 100k outside the ground.

You'd hope someone at the Chronicle reads the comments to that article and hoys one of their silly poles up. It'll unanimously be down-voted and you'd hope the bloke behind it would see that and pull another u-turn. Donate the money and at worst hang another banner from their stadium gates or something shite like that.

it's absolutely horrible seeing what chemo can do to people in the short term, like. Your right though, there's just no way the 2 things should be combined, it's completely mental.

Gouffran's use is pretty much nil in the Prem like, he cannot really fulfil the 'solid' but unspectacular role he does in the Championship.

I dunno what the fuck I was talking about last night like We're not offering Gouffran a new contract. For £6m Atsu is pretty much a no-brainer too, definitely.

Even ignoring the ridiculous finish the 1st goal is lush.

Unless we're upgrading Yedlin then he'll be our 2nd choice RB (and that's being a bit unkind given Benitez rotated the 2 for most of the season). I doubt we're desperate to get rid like, if we do we must be planning on bringing another in, I don't think we can rely on Jesus.

Where's this from?

Fulham were fairly shite in the first leg like. Shef Wed completely mugged us off at SJP and battered us at Hillsborough. In any case it should be one of them 2 going up.

Sheffield comfortably beat us twice like. Over 2 legs they were probably the best team we played.

It was a garlic smelling stripper away from perfect.

Aye same, he's clearly just going to read all of our comments and assume we're 'puffs' like

If there was an option for Daz Curry to fly the plane into the North Sea I'd have voted like.

The 'BL HF FS (initials of 3 local children with neuroblastoma) CANCER HAS NO COLOURS' one is pretty nice, but there's absolutely no reason to strap it onto a plane and fly it over the sol.

There was 2 cancer related choices to vote from: BL HF FS CANCER HAS NO COLOURS UNITED BY CANCER DIVIDED BY LEAGUES They were up against these pearlers: SMB ENJOY THE CHAMPIONSHIP WE DID KARMAS A BITCH ENJOY BURTON LALAS

You mention charity and all common sense goes out the window. Impossible to argue with as it's 'raising awareness'.

That family of mackems will be over the moon with their son's condition being used as wordplay to mock their recently relegated club like, I know I'd be if I was in their shoes. It's staggering how inadvisable this whole thing is like, it really does need to be stopped.

Please pop. Please pop. Please pop.

To clarify, if it was literally just a photo of Mbemba and a white woman standing with a child I wouldn't have made that comment, or assumed they weren't a couple and it wasn't his kid

What the fuck are you talking about, there's about 10 different signals that he's not the dad. 1 of which is that he clearly doesn't know the mother holding the fucking thing, another that they're a totally different race, another being that he has a photo taken and then hands it back. It was a blatantly tongue in cheek post at BS stating Mbemba was with his baby and then clarifying a minute later that it wasn't infact his baby. Que the video, blatantly not his baby. EDIT: Fair enough

We've just won the league, man, fucking cheer up

Do I really need to foot-note blatantly tongue in cheek posts in fear of offending people like? 1. I declare that the child could indeed have albinism, or other skin pigment disease. 2. I declare that Chancel could be the surrogate father. 3. I declare that the baby's skin colour could be the result of atavism.