Sorry, I can't help but laugh at that. It's like something you'd hear on Phoenix Nights. Classic.
My exact thoughts when I read it
You know, I should be fuming reading shit like this. But I actually find it funny how clueless and misinformed he is. As for darts beign played by 'proper men' Saying it as if they're all hard bastards. Most would probably have a heart attack if they got into a fight that lasted longer than 20 seconds.
As if Eric Bristow could do anything about being sexually abused now, never mind when he was a bairn the creep. Weird bloke.