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Hopefully Forest pull out and this thread is deleted.

I've never understood her. Heart says no but my nob says yes.

Looks in fine fettle

Imagine you're tired, absolutely shattered, you're a goal down and have had to deal with Isak, Murphy and Gordon tormenting your backline for 70 minutes. You're a greasy Spaniard and idolise the high line. Barnes, Wissa and Elanga come on.

Or just liken him to a heavily disabled Tyneside pensioner and you'll be put into the Ace Posts thread.

That's really handy like, cheers.

His goals with his feet are evenly split apparently. Someone put a video up yesterday and I think it was 4 each, and 3 with his head.

One of the advantages of having 2 top quality keepers is that if we're thin in the middle we can put Pope in goal and sit Trafford Infront of the back 4.

I honestly recon Longstaff would punch one in his own net when playing us so that's another plus.

Would be a good move for all involved. Longstaff is a banker of a signing for that price.

Surely nobody is going to offer him 120k though?

And as much as I love Isak, he's horrific up top alone with nobody around.

Bad injury record and his goals have disappeared, but whenever I've seen him he's been a handful. Granted not loads like, but he has obvious quality

I only skimmed it but it just comes across as Scott Wilson piecing things together that he's seen online. That quote is from last week I think.

Article says nowt

Imagine writing all of that Mbuemo cock sucking and not even mentioning that he's bald.

Always knew he was a good egg.

I haven't checked the stats to see how high we rank, but we get the ball into the box a lot, out touches in the box is usually pretty high.

Pace is also good for a low block. Sterling at City scored about 400 goals running to the byline and Howe had Almiron doing the same. Elanga is two footed too, he'll terrorise defences.

Isak in the number 9 will be sexy as fuck.

He's quite stocky, a bit bit like Fraser with his build, but he is very small like You cannot just discount his height. He could be a bargain for £50m though, but probably to a team who keep the ball a lot more than we do.

Maybe we have other targets who we could offer 60m for that we feel are better? He could have been the opportunistic option. The last time we bid for him we went and bought Isak days later.

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