Ghandis Flip-Flop

If they just make a public statement saying they’d keep Rory Jennings quiet for a season and fans of other clubs would happily allow them to spend another billion without complaint

Bit of an odd comparison there, as the McLaren is surely the more expensive domestic option

They not at risk of losing Mitchell this window? Target's on a similar level (when fit)

He's an odious, narcissistic twat who shouldn’t have been anywhere near this club, given his previous position was at League One Southampton. He's just a younger Joe Kinnear and every bit as undeserving of the position he found himself in, purely because our owner was an equally odious twat that anyone with any self respect didn’t want to work for.

Not to mention the forum staple "floated set penis to Mike Williamson" too

As a proud Bedlington lad may I suggest Jane Middlemiss' tits?

Is it also maybe not a case of the Occam’s razor answer to this being that the budget isn’t as restricted as reported?

Wonder who woke up drenched in piss this morning then

As long as it’s done before June 30th is all that matters in that respect surely?

can’t remember Palace changing managers last season either

Only played on the right a few times apparently, I do wonder if one of those was against us for Watford as I do vaguely recall him playing off that side in a game and I didn’t make a habit of watching much of Watford.

Apparently also after Alfie Hutchinson from Rangers too, who’s a young winger who's done well at Rangers youth having signed to some fanfare from Hearts the season before. I didn’t realise Goodbrand was also youth captain for Scotland too suggesting agin it’s as much about character and leadership as ability we are targeting

That’s true regarding injuries to a point, the counter argument would be despite the injuries he refused to change their high line, until that is he remembered how to be more pragmatic when they got to the latter stages of the EL

This ☝️ everyone going on about the price of Pedro, what if it is significantly offset by a decent profit on either Barnes or Gordon, one of which I feel could leave this summer?

Did you look at the figures you’ve just posted there, given the number of games and other variables etc a <4% difference is approaching statistical margin of error, only Man City is massively ahead of us. And personally I’d rather have 4% less successful passes, than die of boredom watching the team aimlessly pass the ball side to side

Because even at his peak Forster went down slower and more reluctantly than my Mrs after 15 years of marriage

I think of that game away at Spurs for instance and it was the closest to a Schmeichel-like performance I’ve seen from a Newcastle Keeper

And pre-serious injury Krul was better than them both (runs for cover)

At any point did Newcastle publicaly state anything during that period? By all accounts it was a case of they wanted Guehi but only up to a certain price and the alternative targets suggested by Mitchell, such as Todibo were dismissed as not suitable. That was a shit situation to be in, but trying to mind read anything else from it, is pure guesswork on your behalf.

Is Monaco 🇲🇨 classed as Great Britain now like, don’t think tax exiles get to claim moral superiority in that regard I’m afraid, the Brexity, trampy, nonce that he is

Or maybe we had enough to pay £45-50M for Guehi, but not the £60M+ Parish was pushing for, also understanding that we were likely to move on the likes of Miggy etc over the course of the next 12 months. Anybody not directly connected to the club has a fucking clue what is going on with our financials, until the accounts are published after the fact.

Or using the principle of Occam’s razor, we likely made several bids resulting in a take it or leave it offer and Parish attempted to use it to flush out other higher offers from the likes of Liverpool who were rumoured to be interested too. Not everything is a grand conspiracy FFS

Yeah I agree this summer is pivotal for White, he either becomes the next Elliot Anderson or he moves on. Munda has always impressed me when I’ve watched the academy games online and he appears physically more ready than others. Would be nice if players don’t make it here, we at least get some cash for these players to EFL teams, rather than them sloping off to the Northern League for free

The club could have a good PSR sideline selling the solid urea for fertiliser this would create too

Anthony Munda, Joe White, Alex Murphy and Charlie McArthur would be my guesses along with a few of those already mentioned