Revolution Number 9

Fucking hell

Maybe we should hire a plane to fly a banner over if they do - 'Want to borrow a messiah? Cunts'

villa going down would be amazing If Villa and the Mackems went down in the same season I think I'd actually cry tears of joy.

Logic doesn't exist amongst our management/ownership. he’d be no-ones first choice but it doesn’t seem worth getting excited about in f***ing april tbh Aye, you're right. Let's wait til September to discuss this news story that came out a few days ago. We can start a thread about that missing plane in August too.

It's almost like Gosling's current 'role' in the squad couldn't be filled by one of the promising young players that we apparently sign for no fucking reason whatsoever.

It's class that advert like, they must have thrown some serious dosh at that.

No. Don't want him, not now, not ever. He can fuck off.

I'd be buzzing with Moyes if he got the kind of backing Pardew has tbh.

All of those people who had a dad from Manchester will suddenly have a dad from Liverpool.

This is really what we've come down to rating the boos and displays of anger instead of the players in the post-match reaction. Pardew FFS.

He's enough of a fucking broken record as it is.

I can't quite wrap my head around anyone being nervous about playing us.

Thanks Obama

Some Swansea fan out there is reading this forum thinking they've fallen into the fucking twilight zone or something

The sheer despair that followed the goal was fantastic like

Hasn't even got a pair of shoes on This is what poor Marv has been reduced to.

I just don't see how anyone could have an opinion on what he did on the pitch for us either way tbh. You can't judge nothing and that's what his playing career for us was.

Don't really see how we can decry Xisco as dross when he played all of two games for us, mind. Yes the circumstances we signed him under were shitty but as a player for us he literally never got anything remotely resembling a chance.

True, Mackem at Work generally isn't quite as amusing as anything on RTG.

Henry, Shearer, Ronaldo, Rooney, Lampard, Gerrard, Keane, Scholes, Giggs, Hibbert, Vieira, Suarez, Cantona, Bergkamp - probably missed a few. There's been quite a few defenders worthy of a place as well. Very good player, but not in the top 10, imo. He was a cheating t*** as well. Henry Have I been whooshed here? Why is this funny?

Definitely would have been posted but it's not the first time... Possibly also the worst thing he's ever come out with in terms of the dignity and respect bit. But it wasn't his fault, Hatem Ben Arfa made him say it.

Pulis man His next trick will be to walk into Volvic HQ and turn the whole stock into Rosé.