Never heard a woman moan for 45 minutes that some Brazilian kid is wearing a snood and gloves away at Stoke in the middle of fucking winter.
The state of pundits stealing a living like Robbie Savage and Owen because they played the game is shocking.
It's a Netflix true crime show, "He'll take your photo then he'll take your life, new on Netflix Nonce Shoes. A predator in the wilds of the North East, has he snapped you?"
If it's not that it's a bit weird.
So why sign Xhaka?
Still a good enough player to help them qualify for the Europa League at least.
Because of how long he's been slated at Arsenal I've no idea if he was any good to anyone. If that's the case it's good business for both clubs.