TBG

We can't "win" in this transfer window. I'm expecting us to be linked daily with players, followed with 'Newcastle hit with fresh blow' for a player we were never in for. When it's said and done, the same folk (Soccer Saturday panel) that came out with "tHeY cAnt Just go OuT and BuY MbAppE" will be sat there smug criticising the so called richest club in the world for not spending hundreds of billions.

Would love it if he gets a goal. Absolute machine recently.

Wouldn't be surprised if we had to run it past the other teams first for them to decide whether or not we could put out a team.

Surely this just sets a precedent going forward? 4 or 5 players out injured? "Sorry m8 can't put out a team", but you have a 25 man squad and 18 players out on loan, "I SAID..."

I'm assuming they got his address online. Which is weird considering nothing posted on the internet can be incorrect.

Statically 6 of them are nonces

We'll be linked with every high profile player wanting an out followed with "Newcastle hit with further blow as Mbappe turns down Tyneside" when we weren't in for him (or other players of his calibre) to begin with.

De Jong would be a good option off the bench for big Joel when tired. Ter Stegen for cup runs.

Absolutely disgusting how they're not playing it out like an episode of The Apprentice for all our entertainment.

Yeah but I've had dealings with this company and they've been nothing but dodgy.

Looks like an ad for a no win, no fee injury claim Solicitor.

He's turned it round there Jeff. Went from a terrible sickness record to one of the best in the country. Employees were never going to take to him for being a higher up.

Granted it's another quick mock up, but something like this perhaps?

I'm assuming they've ran it past us first?

Either way Stavely said end of November, but we're now the first week of December. Again too slow. PIF out.

His signature looks like a knob

Bossed it.

Could they have him hovering over the pitch in a helicopter

The other night I did dream we won 11-2 like.

They give of "Top Shagger" vibes. No one can back up the claim but it doesn't stop them bragging to anyone who will listen.

It means I hope San Marino batter us.

Training? On a Saturday? On a day off? Wonder which journalist will be first to report that players *cough Shelvey cough* aren't having fun in training like they did under Bruce.

Man United will make a good feeder club for us.