BrettNUFC

Just need Ronaldo to come in with a late surging comment now...........

Piers Morgan leading the cretins

Good thing Willian's an attacking midfielder, then!

Your signature has never been more appropriate

Just the fact certain people and members of the media wanted Scott Parker sent off for his tackle on Richards. Tackling in general is becoming extinct and turning football in to an absolute farce.

I thought all FM users try to rip other clubs off with very low bids but with ridiculous amount of future ascentives. It's the future!

or Chris Waddle. Pelanty! I must confess i am liable to the odd 'pelanty' scream! However i'm not liable to being an absolute cunt like Paul Merson!

Let's hope Dexter Franklin Beck is a German scientist who hasn't a clue about football however is on some weird experimental trip which make's him conjure up needless remarks via twitter about Watford City defenders.

Have we found out who the naughty boy in detention is yet and what we all must avoide to do in future?

Great decision, was struggling for a shift swap at work but this amazing switch allows me to be there to witness the mauling with my own eyes!

It's attempted daylight robbery that is...should be in the next court room to Candle Face.

Not a chance, brushed under the carpet with a poxy fine!

Wenger seems to like to buy the rough diamond sort of player. Player who has the pace and skills but doesn't have the end product, be it the final ball, finish or tackle, then try and mould them into something special. He rarely like's to buy the player who is already fully accomplished and only seems to sign these players when his back is against the wall. It's been well documented that Wenger over the years has had money to spend so you have to ask why he hasn't brought genuine class into the club with some big money signings, especially after losing Fabregas and Nasri which had been inevitable for a long time.

Bolton 5-1 was worse, but maybe because i was there... Johnson and Zamora Elmander and Davies

Step up Ronaldo

'The cries of 'You don't know what your doing' all the way from Germany!

Love the sound of that! Cmon the lads!

Is it better than Stoke away?

Not often i have to work on Saturday's and miss toon games but fuck me it's still exciting just reading these comments lol

Has cwarr jumped ship yet and saying we are signing Cisse instead? I'm not being lazy, i would check myself but he has banned me from seeing from his bullshit tweets and wank tips.

If anyone needs reporting it's this knob jockey!

That's brilliant haha I've never seen the commentary from the match on sunday because i was at the match but since he has been emplyed in this role he has been nothing short of a cunt, i can't listen to him when he is commentating on Chelsea, i can just about bear with him for anyone expect them. John, Frank, Ashley, Niko, Didi, Danny...all that cuntish commentary does my head in!

Get away from Manchester and move to a nice quiet peaceful town of Newcastle sounds like the perfect move. He could move to Hexham up in the hills, be up at 4am for a nice jog to Newcastle for training in the morning, therefore he can't blame the car breaking down for an excuse to being late. Jog home to his lovely missus for a nice warm cup of horlicks, sit back and watch TV snuggled up with his feet up on the sofa relaxing till another day comes his way. What's the worst that can happen?

This. Until the summer. Then Raylor get's injured, Perch plays regualry, everyone moans and groans we have Perch in our side, grumbles around SJP everytime the lad gets near the ball, then everyone questions to why Simpson was sold without a top right back coming in.

I think a lot of people have suggested we go for Clyne who is neither foreign nor will he cost 6 or 7 million Obviously if selling Simpson means we sign nobody then I doubt you will find a single person wanting us to sell Simpson So sell Simpson and buy Clyne...i'm guessing the theory behind that one is that he can't be any worse than Simpson?