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It’s like watching someone on PEDs or EPO in cycling when no one else is juiced. It doesn’t make sense how much stamina he has alongside that pace

You can talk all you want about purple patches and I think goalscoring wise he’s overperforming but from an assist perspective I think this is just his level. Playing with an elite striker means that the assists get put away and it’s huge for his confidence. The goals might reduce but I don’t think the assists will. That cut back for Isak was superb, the cross for Schar’s goal outstanding

Thought Trippier had a top game, Murphy’s best game for us, Tonali obviously, Schar had a very good game, Joelinton save for that one error in our half. Barnes was superb and really shouldn’t be shunted out to the right when Gordon comes on. Fantastic

Our best attacking performance of the season, moved the ball incredibly quickly and intricately at times in transition

Weren’t we once linked with Will Hughes, maybe ten years back or so?

He’s not good for anyone or anything. He’s a parasite, he lives to leech off others

It’s top logic, the promoted teams from the championship have shown there’s nothing between the leagues

Tindall ain’t taking the hit on that one

What does it even mean?

Who is Antonio Mango?

It didn’t look like Leno got much on it but if he didn’t they don’t deserve a penalty for Evanilson taking such an appalling touch

What a miss, beautiful to see Eddie’s photo up there

Sander Berge couldn’t feel like more of a Fulham player to me, quintessential craven cottage fare

That’s class in fairness, get those moments in while the going’s good

It’s definitely a relief but it can be tough to shift Pneumonia, people can have recurrent spells but I imagine Eddie looks after himself better than most. Hope he gives himself a proper holiday over the summer

Vlach’s agent commanding a seven figure sign-on fee no doubt

Tonali is world class, don’t think it’s even up for debate

Would you say you’re in “wait and see mode” with Amorim @Froggy? Or do you feel confident he’ll get there with Man U if backed? It’s hard to imagine many fans would have expected results to be this bad under him, even accounting for all the shit that comes with Man U behind the scenes

Nope

Had a lovely moment going forward. His main issue was physicality as he got bullied off the ball several times but that’s to be expected at his age

Atmosphere was quality second half, was ok first half but tailed off a bit at times

He’s absolutely fine when in possession of the ball, it’s how easy it is to bully him out of a game when they don’t have possession

Maddison’s a total wanker, his head drops, he’s more interested in being a WUM than a footballer. He’s quite easy to bully too. Would hate him playing for us

@bobbydazzla keeps track I think