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Makes a lot more sense than Plymouth

The club doesn’t even need to try that hard to sell itself, Eddie will get you playing for your national team, you’ll win silverware and you’ll be adored. The other lads love it here and there’s a great team spirit where we try to hold onto our players. If players don’t buy into that, they can hoy themselves into the sea

Quite excited about this pre-season actually

£40m, constantly fleecing other clubs, apart from the fee for Wirtz

My dream signing this window

Because we were once very closely linked and I’m sick of Barca hoovering up talent despite being completely broken financially

Does that pizza lad still try and claim loads of shit?

He knew what was going on with our RB that will never end up playing for us

Yeah, there was a lot of talk about us being interested a few weeks ago

Might have been quoting us a higher price though

Wonder if they priced us out or we just weren’t that keen

Kud it is be us

Not sure this is either a good footballing or financial move. Losing our best player and in the process giving £500m to them for taking him doesn’t sit right with me

I feel like if we were an animal we’d have been put out of our misery by now. We should all pitch in and get an Anton Chigurh tribute act to take out a few of the weaker fans

Fuck that, gutting

Eh? Fuck off palace, know your place

If Dan was a rat, what is Mitchell? Feel like this has been the sum total of his efforts

“At odds with United over the deal”… accounting for the vile use of United, we’re at odds with them because we’re not remotely interested in a deal

Levy furiously checking if there’s a cooling off period. At least he would be if he wasn’t a committed malding nonce himself

The amount of disdain he holds small players in is unreal. Reckon it’s the quality he hates most in a player, surprised he didn’t actually kill Ryan Fraser

Ben Jacobs is fucking awful at his job

Got ourselves another edge of your seat thriller in the CWC, is it?

It’s in Chelsea’s / the sellers interests generally to say that they’re interested even if they’re not as it drives up the price for other competitors. Chelsea should receive a several year transfer window ban for crimes against football. Firstly, allowing a money launderer to launder enormous sums of money and use that to fund a football club. Secondly for totally destroying the loans system nationally and internationally. Thirdly, for being a fucking disgusting club

This one definitely does feel like the one persistent rumour that is no smoke without fire. Wouldn’t be at all surprised to see him go