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He’s extremely good at battling in air and winning aerial duels. He’s very physical and a handful for defenders. He’s also got the worst touch in the league, certainly for a forward

Think that’s probably one of those deals that can be considered good for everyone involved

Ramsey does feel like one of those players that it’ll take me a while to adjust to as an NUFC player. Some players are so clearly linked to a certain club and I’d say he’s up there among the league for having such a strong association with his hometown club

Eddie makes everything right. Give him a minute to talk and you instantly feel better. Can you imagine how great it must be to be coached by him

Death knell for little Joe?

Isak and his agent don’t have many tricks eh? Feel like they must be getting desperate as fuck right now

Dangle him and his agent off the Tyne bridge and see if they still want to keep leaking stuff to Social Media

No idea how to spell his name anyway. Glad it was that shill rather than the player though

Kaveritskrelia?

I imagine if you were that highly placed and in a team environment then your performance would only be possible because of your colleagues’ and it’s not just a one-way street. Football isn’t a game for individuals. Should Isak be better remunerated? Based on his performances, yes. Based on his attitude, no. Based on his team’s finances, no. That isn’t a problem, he can want to leave and he can make efforts to leave. What he can’t do is say he’ll never play for the club again and do everything possible to damage his club and employer. In any other work environment outside sports he’d be destroyed for this behaviour, and his reputation would leave him in tatters. The only thing keeping him afloat here is the fact he’s an amazing player and even then, everyone can see now that he’s on the wrong side of this

In your adult job how many times have you feigned an injury in order to not go to work, knowing that your manager knows you’re lying? And how many times have you told your manager you’ll never work for them again while continuing to get paid your full salary? And how many times have you tried seriously to harm your employer and everyone associated with them with regards to their reputation and financial standing?

Pre-season generally counts for shit but Spurs were desperate to win against a massively undercooked PSG, who turned up for 15 mins. That’s going to do a bit of damage

And that’s just one of the many reasons Mendes is #1

What the fuck are these idiots doing man. Stop stuttering, stop staring at the goalie nonstop, just fucking hit it. Clowns

Wish more people would hit a pen like Ramos’s. Just fucking belt it lads instead of being little bitches

Walked up like Gollum

Wat?

They’re just way more up for this match than PSG. PSG look like they’re still on their holidays. No way can Spurs keep up this intensity for even half the season

Such a ridiculously tidy player, never has a bad game either

Awful goal to concede

Frank is getting creepier and creepier

Kudus isn’t the brains of the operation is he

Nah, Woltemade is the one

Does any player do a better lofted chip pass than Vitinha?

Aye, let’s just let the lad who’s completely fucked our pre-season and our summer transfer window go for under his value and struggle along until the January window when prices will be even worse. Makes too much sense if anything