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The ref’s been very lenient with them dropping to the floor

Who dat?

No need to break my heart Gol

Could Leah Williamson be any more attractive? She’s absolutely stunning and has an incredible personality

Marinakis been taking notes from similar creep, Parish, superstar player needs superstar price to play for superstar club

Donnarumma at City would be so weird, don’t think I could get used to it

Arise, sir Karl Darlow

Would be very concerned with anyone being happy as a backup

It’s a sticking plaster transfer as we’re paying minimum £30m for a player we’ll recoup much less value on. We are already fighting a massive losing battle financially and signings like this won’t help us other than to give a short-term option on the pitch. I should also add that I don’t rate him anywhere near as highly as the forum average opinion

It’s such a sticking plaster of a transfer. If we’d prepared better we’d never be going for it but as it stands we clearly have an extremely limited scope to our transfers

Our approach to this window has been nothing short of a complete shambles

The key for us at this stage is to try get locked into a negotiating battle until early August at a minimum. If we can stretch it to late August all the better, provided we don’t manage to sign him

Wouldn’t even go to £30m, never mind beyond

This “only wanted” shite is the fucking pits like. Hope someone films Romano and Ornstein getting pied in the face with a shit sandwich and tweets “the shit sandwich only wanted Romano / Ornstein”

£43m for Nkunku? His body’s hanging together by a thread and although he looked an amazing prospect, he’s been a miserable failure in the PL. He’s not worth £25m

Yup

One of my favourite TV characters of all time

He’s class, I despise Chelsea. All depends on the price

Seems a cut price deal

Aye, can’t be denied. They’ve managed to get the best possible players they can in their current position. I think the squad needs loads more work though and I don’t know how much money they have left

Nah, just YouTube. I’ll watch a longer one, one day when I can emotionally hack facing the fact that football is dead

Great film like, shame Brighton and Bournemouth among others have already made the sequels