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Fuck me, I wish we had Bowen

Not the percentage option from Summerville, has the pace and had a runner. Terrible decision

Happy to see him pack his bags

Aye, flawlessly you’d have to say. Just glad it’s all over

Hope we’ve got someone with real negotiating clout working over the summer. I want to hear reports of us telling clubs we’ll wipe them off the face of the map never to return and that we’ll unleash hell on them if they don’t give us what we want. Heard it’s a failsafe way to broker a deal

Corruption

Liverpool have a throw-in Fletch: “What a moment this could be for Liverpool”

Hope one of the PSG ultras doesnt bray the fuck out of Isak and make him into a 1000 piece jigsaw

Eh? Overturned that? Can you imagine that ever getting overturned when we’re the team defending. Absolutely zero chance

Aye, seconded. Absolutely stunning

That left footed touch to take it away from Marmalade and then the feint to shoot before getting an open goal, just sheer class

Aye, Wembley singles

Not sure I’ll ever accept Owen Hargreaves’ voice

It’s hard to put into words how annoying Vini Jr is to watch

Riveting stuff, rich club can fail beyond belief and barely be affected, provided they don’t get relegated

€0.004m (€4,000)

Played owned by BlueCo wants to go to Chelsea shock. Get both clubs in the incinerator and pop Brighton in there for a solid spell too

I’d be taking a lengthy break, perhaps permanent, from going to St. James’ if we sacked Howe and brought in Hurzeler

This. I absolutely despise how entitled many of our fans are. Theyll never be satisfied and if Eddie goes and we go backwards, the vast majority of them would never hold their hands up and say “I overreacted and didn’t use reason to inform my desire to see Eddie out”

Someone needs to hoy Martin Samuel into the sea with some lead weights attached to him

Referee pushed out the way? Team of absolute cunts

Thank fuck Gyokeres is dogshit

Not even a foul that

Get fucked you complete and utter creep

Wonder what our season would have looked like if we’d ended up signing Rudoni. Scoring goals for fun here