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Disagree entirely, but there is a huge amount for him to work on

What did the commentator say just then? Sounded like he was celebrating it

Taylor desperate to not give Caicedo a yellow there

It should be the equivalent of a never event in hospital care when it comes to Gordon playing Cf

Chelsea look utterly appalling here

Love it when a player throws up their hands to complain at their teammates when they’re solely responsible for a goal going in

Fucking hate Anthony Taylor, was standing two metres away unobscured and gets it wrong. Don’t think he’s corrupt, just think he is fucking diabolical and just guesses every decision

Does Bowen ever make the wrong decision? Just feel like he’s relentlessly good technique-wise while also pretty much always making the right decision

That’s weak from the ref to give that as a foul but totally predictable

Wew, Jarrod is some boy

Aye, 0-10 to us. Every outfield player gets a goal. Four of their players get red cards and Slot shits himself on the touchline and is airlifted out on a “you’re fired” helicopter. Isak tries to walk down the stairs to apologise to Howe and trips and impales himself on Van Dijk’s outstretched elbow. Van Dijk gets a ten year sentence

I agree, think Jones is a quality player

Not a cucumber man and I will die on this hill. I love almost all vegetables though

I can confirm I will not be getting a grip

Too light a blue though, I could handle the dark blue

Yes

I’d be very surprised if he’s still there in September

Hope Pep leaving Man City might put the brakes on Tino heading there

That is fucking hilarious. I despise AI, I hope someone has made that in an attempt to take the piss out of AI but likely it’s just AI shitting on itself

Open the taps

Very nice

It worked because of how PSG are set up but we also looked much better with the ball even accounting for that

Put this ref in a casket and dump it in the Mariana Trench

Should be ahead

That was way more of a pen on Gordon than the one they got given