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He started off not playing much but I think he’s almost nailed down a starting spot hasn’t he? He’s looked very good for them in the three matches I’ve watched him play annoyingly. It’ll all go sour probably as I have every confidence that Chelsea will shoot themselves in the cock but it’s extremely annoying that our window fell to pieces because of this

Think Ramazani looks a good player for Leeds, seems to be playing a playmaker 10 role. Don’t think he’ll be in the championship for long

That’s absolutely tragic, awful for everyone involved

What the fuck is the point in this post? He’s a young kid who’s had one back injury that isn’t uncommon for young players and a metatarsal fracture that could happen to anyone

Dan Ashworth clearly still wielding some power in the FA setup if that’s true

Sources are hopeful that he’ll be back on the grass after World Cup 2026

I’ll take that. fully expecting Wilson to play no more than 300 mins for us this season now

That is absolutely outstanding. He’s very quickly established himself as a long-term hero to a lot of fans. Normally you don’t get the best player being this much of a character. Glad that Wet ‘n’ Wild has shut down. Could see him getting absolutely hooked on it and spending his nights slamming it down the Kamikaze

Palmer is easily £100m. He’s ridiculously good. Probably just about as bankable a player as you can get, he’d improve any team

I think he’s got the potential to be a very good player. You don’t pass the ball like he does without being extremely talented. I don’t remember Sean that well when he came through younger and obviously we need a bigger sample size and for him to continue to develop but all the signs suggest he’s good enough to make it with us

Can I have one Live Laugh Hate Minteh please

I thought he looked excellent, his range of passing was basically second to Bruno’s. He was very good at protecting the ball and showed good movement and understanding going forward. His main issue was his positioning defensively but you’d expect that for someone his age. He looked a better player than Sean despite only being 17

Still think Graham Potter would have been a very good fit for England. Would have kept the defensive solidity of Southgate but would have had us playing better going forwards

Bob Geldof isn’t a fan, the racist

Beve Struce Stebe Vruce Svebe Truce Treve Sbuce I think all made it to interview

Everyone’s a downgrade. Isak is world class and it’s a major failing that we’re not getting him into games more. I do think not having a strong right wing massively affects Isak as he tends to drift left when going wide. Our left is already way stronger so it’s a waste having all the quality over there where sides can focus on shutting us down

Couldn’t give a fuck really. Just pleased it’s not Eddie. I actually think it’s a decent appointment in terms of a manager who has a very clear way of playing and one who tends to get quick results in the short-term but whether it works or not I don’t really care an enormous amount

Completely agree, a decent number of professional footballers could have put that wide as well. You expect a striker to score that maybe 9 times out of 10 but it’s not that rare for them to miss like that

Unlucky the Chels

Very happy to get on board with that completely unsubstantiated rumour

Name a bigger con artist in football than Roberto Martinez

Must be absolutely brutal bring a fan of Scottish team sports on a national level save for Curling

That’s not satire? Someone actually wrote that sincerely?

Less of that talk Dubya, you mutinous worm

“Eddie, sources are saying that Paul Mitchell was hell bent on drugging you unconscious and cuffing you before driving you down to the FA headquarters and throwing you through their front window with a tag labelled “come get me”. Have you spoken to Paul about this and if so, how destroyed beyond recognition is your relationship?”